You're like a dictionary ... you add meaning to my life.
Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checkin' out my package.
Are you from Tennessee cause you're the only ten I see?
Knock Knock. Who's There? Haywood. Haywood Who? Hey, would you go out with me?
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
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Jokes, Riddles, and Famous Quotes
عشوائيI thought that this book would be a good entertainment for those of you are interested. So, if you're down, read a joke or a riddle... I guarantee that you'll laugh. If your in the mood to be moved, read a quote. When I find quotes, I make sure they...
