Joke #78

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A/N: I know I don't usually do this, but I couldn't resist. Hope you like! :D

When I text my Dad....

Me: Dad!

Me: Daddyyyyyyy!

Me: OMG DAD MOM JUST DIED!

Me: Dad... i'm pregnant. ...

Me: We got donuts

Dad: I'll be home in 10 mins.. if the donuts aren't there... I will be pissed.

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