Plan Fart 1

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Fartward had to call the rest of his foster home family, Carpeelile, Lesma, Fatlice, and Plummet Cullen. Of course, there is always Fatalie and Grasper Hale. He had to tell them about this awful news. Although, if the Volturdy kill her, no more stupid questions for him. Fartward sat down and thought this through for about 3 hours, but came up with the solution that if the Volturdy killed her, then he won't have a beautiful face to wake up to every morning. 

FARTWARD, NICE FARTWARD

Once he told his family this shocking news, Fatilie got very angry. She was always very jealous of Skulla for her beauty, but now that the Volturdy wanted to kill Skulla for it, that has to mean that Skulla is REALLY pretty. Now Fatilie was going CRAZY! She threw the unused stove up to the celing and even parts of the fourth floor's floor fell through the hole she created. But she wasn't done. She was so mad she even sucked the blood out of Plummet! 

Plan Fart 1: Because Fatilie has so many anger probelms, at the fight to protect Skulla, they remind Fatilie of Skulla's beauty and carge Fatilie at Farrow.[head of the Volturdy]

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