FARTWARD'S POINT OF VIEW
Fartward was annoyed. His girlfriend was plain right dumb, and could barely remember her name. Also, Gaycob had fallen madly in love with his baby, and they were kissing like there was no tomorrow. But on top of all of that, he had recieved news from the Volturdy, that they wanted to kill Skulla just because shes a lot prettier than the other woman in the Volturdy. How was he going to explain this news to just about the dumbest girl in the world who is so pretty God forces him to love? Fartward had to try.
"Oh Dumba?" called Fartward [that's her nickname]
"Yes?" replied Skulla
"The STUPID Volturdy is jealous of your beauty and want to kill you," Fartward confessed.
" Two questions. 1. Do you think they are more stupider than me?"
" No."
"Okay, nice Fartward. 2. Do they really think I'm pretty?" Skulla said, flipping her hair.
" Oh, yes, your beauty is the only reason I tolertate you."
"Fartward, that is such a nice comment!"
