"now WOULD YOU KINDLY go get stepped on by a big daddy"
"*50s music*"
dead prostitutes
"mommys sorry sweety *talking to a shotgun in a baby carriage*"
corpses everywhere
almost everyone is a drug addict
the pac man thing on the floor in the winery
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random symbols on the walls
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"aesthetics are a moral imperative"
YOU CAN SHOOT BEES AT PEOPLE
"*screams from every direction*"
"dont you DARE disrupt their dance"
fontaine but with muscles and on the good drugs that make you shoot fire and lightning bolts
"aRE YOU A MAN, OR ARE YOU A SLAVE?"
"oBEY *gets killed w a golf club*"
BIOSHOCK 2:
underwater city (part 2)! starfish and plants this time around
if u go into the ocean u can find free drugs! well not really the drugs themselves but the stuff that pays for the drugs
you literally shoot yourself in the beginning of the game
"daddy is so strong"
more corpses lying around and nobody cares
"faTHER HELP ME"
aspirin
"*more screaming*"
60s music this time around
flying robots!! n they make cute whistling noises and bump into things and follow you around and kill people :D aND LATER ON IN THE GAME YOU CAN NAME THEM
again with the vast majority of society being drug addicts
MORE BEES
the alpha series
unstable teleport plasmid
fat angry men on drugs that also throw large objects
a cult that worships sofia lamb and possibly butterflies
human sacrifices...? maybe?
SPIDER SPLICERS THAT CRAWL THROUGH HOLES IN THE CEILING
big sisters that scream and teleport and try to kill you because you made a little sister human again
ur daughter gets her heart stopped by her mum lmao
u have heart problems!
ur daughter basically kills u in the end rip
BIOSHOCK INFINITE:
VENI VIDI VIGORS!
a priest tries to drown u lol
u r the false shepherd and cops hate u
mini games!
throwing baseballs at a mixed couple (or not u get to choose)
floating islands!! except it's 1912 and the islands are run by motor fans and i dont think theres any real grass
salt dispensers
"you BASTARD"
"no nO NO NO NO *gun gets destroyed*"
incest? yes. its there. i present to you, the lutece couple (brother n sister). i actually dont know if i spelt lutece right so i just say lettuce and thats why its in this chapter bc i call them the lettuces
music from the early 1900's and probably the late 1800's
barber shops
no bees this time but we have murderous crows which r basically the same!!
u can have ur daughter make a decoy of u
angry black ppl with guns (thats like the final fight of the game and its difficult but i love it)
oppressed chinese gun maker who gets tortured and killed (him make gun!)
traveling through alternate universes bc ur daughter has powers
firemen. literally men that are on fire
cults that kill people with crows (my kind of people)
tesla cords
u can electrocute ppl
ghost mom
angry religious people
"PATRIOT!"
robots that look like george washington and abraham lincoln with crank guns that try to kill you
GIANT ROBOT BIRD
smashing the head of an alternate version of yourself on a bird bath
multiple versions of ur daughter drown u in the end lmao
