Bryan: So how was your date last night?
Bryan: Did you score?
Austin: Not quite. First date we went to dinner and then I walled her home.
Austin: Then I killed her in the woods, by her house and left
Bryan: killing her seems a bit harsh. Did she order the lobster and filet mignon at dinner or something?
Austin: *********KISSING!
Austin:
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