Guess I'm a Girl now...(Edited)

Chapter 5:Edited

Douchebag/Dovahkiin POV
Bang!Bang!Bang! I could hear someone banging on my door. "Leave me to die in peace..." I yelled at the door before turning my back to the door and burying my head into my pillow. I closed my eyes as the door opened and someone walking to my bed. Next thing I know...I feel like I'm being smothered. I could feel someone sitting on my waist. "W-Wake up, D-Douchette." I hear someone say over and over as the person sitting on me shakes me. "I'm up..." I said slowly sitting up to see Jimmy by my bedside and Butters sitting in me. "I hate you both." I said before flipping them off. I got up and walked to the closet and pulled out a red flannel, black jeans and a pair of red converse. I started to pull off my shirt when I remembered Butters and Jimmy. "You two...out of my room..." I said shooing them out the door. I got dressed before making my way to bathroom. I brushed my teeth before ducking under the counter to look for a hairbrush and a hair tie. I did find them but as I stood and looked in the mirror...I wanted to scream. I nearly fell back on the floor. My hair was a rats nest! And I'm not joking. I heard someone walk down the hall and knock on the door. "Hurry up! We have school today." Kyle said as he made his way back downstairs. I began brushing my hair, which was a pain. I walked down the stairs with the brush in my mouth, trying to put my hair up. 'How do girls make this look so easy...probably some kind of witchcraft...' I walk into the kitchen to see my friends sitting at the table talking and chatting. I sat between Butters and Kyle while still trying to put my hair up. I started to get pissed off...but what really set me off was...SNAP! The hair band snapped. "FUCK THIS!" I yelled before throwing the brush across the room. I sat back in my chair officially pissed off. After a few minutes I felt the brush go through my hair once again. I turned to see Kenny. "You look better with your hair down." He simply said handing me the brush. "Thanks." I said before rushing back up the stairs to put the brush back. I came back downstairs to see the guys standing by the door waiting for me. I quickly grabbed my backpack, keys and money, before sprinting out the door. I raced down to the bus stop with my friends right behind me...well except for Cartman. We got to the bus stop, about 3 minutes later, Cartman came waddling up the path. "Fuck you guys!" He said, panting. "Wow fatass, didn't think you were that out of shape." I said as the bus pulled up. We climbed on and sat down. Kyle and Stan sat across from Fatass and I. Butters and Jimmy sat in front of us, across from them is Craig and Tweek, in front of them was Token and Clyde. I put in my earbuds before laying my head against the window as Cartman and the others talked. I listened to the song before softly singing.
"I thought that I've been hurt before,
But no ones ever left me quite this sore,
Your words cut deeper than a knife,
Now I need someone to bring me back to life,
Gotta feeling that I'm going under,
But I know that I'll make it out alive,
If I quit calling you my lover,
Move on,
You watch me,
Bleed until I can't breath,
I'm Shaking,
Falling onto my knees,
And now that,
I'm without your kisses,
I'll be needing stitches,
Tripping over myself,
Aching,
Begging you to come help,
And now that,
I'm without your kisses,
I'll be needing stitches,
Just like a moth drawn to a flame,
You lured me in,
I couldn't sense the pain,
Your bitter heart cold to the touch,
Now I'm gonna rip what I sow,
I'm left seeing red on my own,
Gotta feeling that I'm going under,
But I know that I'm gonna make it out alive,
If I quit calling you my lover,
Move on,
You watch,
Bleed until I can't breath,
I'm Shaking,
Falling onto my knees,
And now that,
I'm without your kisses,
I'll be needing stitches,
Tripping over myself,
Aching,
Begging you to come help,
And now that,
I'm without your kisses,
I'll be needing stitches,
Needle and the thread,
Got to get you out of my head,
Needle and the thread,
Gonna wind up dead,
Needle and the thread,
Got to get you out of my head,
Needle and the thread,
Gonna wind up dead,
Needle and the thread,
Got to get you out of my head,
Needle and the thread,
Gonna wind up dead,
Needle and the thread,
Got to get you out of my head,
Get you out of my head,
You watch me,
Bleed until I can't breathe,
I'm Shaking,
Falling onto my knees,
And now that,
I'm with out your kisses,
I'll be needing stitches,
Tripping over myself,
Aching,
Begging you to come help,
And now that,
I'm without your kisses,
I'll be needing stitches,
And now that,
I'm without your kisses,
I'll be needing stitches,
And now that,
I'm without your kisses,
I'll be needing stitches..." I finished singing just as we pulled up to the school. I put my phone in my pocket, not even realizing that Cartman was watching me. We climb off the bus and walked into the school. I head to the office as the guys head to their lockers and then to class. I hurriedly put my stuff in my locker and head to class. I knocked on the door and waited for a minute for the door to open. The door opened revealing Mr.Mackey. "Who are you?" He asked as I handed him a note. "Oh you must be the new kid, mkay." I nodded, as he let me in. It's a lot neater then last time I was here. "Okay, new kid. Tell us your name." Mr.Mackey said as Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny snickered. I stayed quiet looking at the class, as Mr.Mackey got pissed off. "Young lady, Tell us your name." He said as I glanced at him. I quickly glanced at Kyle and Butters for help, which they didn't. I looked around the room before glancing at the window just as a Dove flew by. "Dove."I said as Mr.Mackey looked at me. "Alright, take a seat next to Butters Mkay." I did as he said and sat next to Butters. Then Mr.Mackey then started going off about something I don't understand.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Time Skip~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Its the only thing I could think of! Wasn't like you had anything better, Kyle!" I said as we sat down at the table. I rolled my eyes as the others sat down. After a few minutes of Chatting, I heard Butters sit next to me. "Hey Butters." I said, taking a bite out of my apple. He didn't answer me. "Butters?" I glanced at him, he looked sad. "What's wrong?" I asked scooting closer to him. "I don't have any money." He said. I lay my hand on his back. "And why is that?" "6th graders took it." "Where are these 6th graders?" I asked as my bangs fell over my eyes. He gestured over to the corner of the cafeteria. "Alright! Noble Paladin, guard my lunch and I'll go retrieve your gold." I said as I got out of my seat. I headed toward the older kids, only to realize.....these are the kids I got the cigarettes from a few weeks ago. "Excuse me, I believe you have something that belongs to my friend." I said catching the attention of the three boys. "Yeah and?" "I'd like it back." I said as I put my hand out. "Like we'd give anything to you." One said before his friend whispered to the other two causing them to smirk. "Alright, let's make a trade." "Depends...." "You see...we're...bored and we want some fun..." The older boy said wrapping his arm around my waist, smirking. I cringed before grabbing his arm and pulling it behind his back. "Give me the money or so help me I will break your arm." I said, tightening my grip. "You wouldn't...." "Really?" I said, tightening my grip and pushed his arm up upward. "It would be awfully easy for me to simply....snap your arm. And bury your corpse." I said as a smirk made it's way to my face. I saw one of the 6th graders try to catch me from behind. I simply kicked my foot back and dug my heel into the 6th graders groin. I'm the process...I may or may not have pushed over the kid I was holding and caused him to land on the other 6th grader. With all three 6th graders down, I took all the money from them and quickly slipped into the crowd heading toward my friends. I put the money on the table along with a little extra that I was able to swipe from the bullies. "Here as requested noble paladin." I said playfully bowing to him before sitting back down. I finished my apple before the bell rang for recess. We all went outside. Some of the boys were playing football while I was climbing a tree with Butters and Kenny's little sister, Karen who just so happened to have recess with us. I looked at my watch to see it was about time to go. I began helping Karen and Butters climb to the bottom branch. Kenny and the other boys waited at the bottom of the tree waiting for us. I picked Karen up and jumped from the tree, landing somewhat gracefully on my feet. I put her down before turning to Butter who was still in the tree. I held my arms out to him. "Come on Butters! Just jump. I got you! Trust me." I said as Butters jumps. I move my feet in a position to help catch him before he lands in my arms. "See. You can trust me." I said heading toward the school with the rest of the group. Soon, the school day ended, and I was able to go to bed.