Guess I'm a Girl now...(Edited)

Chapter 4:Edited

Dovahkiin's POV
Last I remember is darkness (Hello darkness, my old friend) I slowly began regaining most of my senses. I can hear doors opening, closing and snow crunching. I can feel someone carrying me who ever it was had on bluish green clothing and some type of metal or had on something shiny. I slowly lay my head back down on the unknown boy's chest just from being tired. I could hear something that sounds like a garage door opening and closing. I felt the boy put me down on some kind of blanket that was laying on the floor. He wrapped me up with the blanket as I began falling back asleep.
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I could hear two kids talking. I slowly open my eyes, only to be blinded by a bright light. I groaned causing the boys to look at me. "Professor Chaos! She's awake." I heard a boy say as a blonde boy leaned over me.... wait is that... "Butters?" I whispered as he kneeled in front of me. "No, My name is Professor Chaos." He said acting all dramatic. I giggled at the dramatics. "Okay! Oh great and powerful Professor Chaos...why am I here?" I asked sitting up holding the blanket close to my chilled body. "I found out that you are friends with 'Coon and friends' so you'd be a great hostage." He said before laughing all dramatic. He grabbed onto my wrist and pulled me over to a metal pole. He sat me down by the pole before pulling out a pair of handcuffs and cuffing both of my wrists to the pole. Bu- I mean Professor Chaos pulled the blanket over my body before walking over to Dougie. I leaned my forehead against the cold pole before trying to free my wrists. I began to yank, twist and turn. I continued the process until the cuffs had dug into my wrists causing blood to drip from my wrists and the cuffs. I kept struggling until General Disarray/Dougie noticed the cuffs was dripping with blood. "Professor Chaos! Her wrists are bleeding." Disarray said as Chaos immediately looked up and rush over to me. Professor Chaos kneeled beside me before quickly uncuffing my wrists. I brought my wrists in front of me and looked at the damage I did. My wrists were bleeding and had very deep marks in them. Chaos gently grabbed my forearms before ordering General Disarray to get him some water. While Disarray was getting the water Chaos looked at me with worry and strictness. "I understand you were trying to get away, but you didn't have to do this to yourself." He said as General Disarray gave him a bucket of water. He carefully brought me over to the bucket and slowly dipped my wrists into it. It stung a little but the coolness felt nice. Chaos slowly began to rub the blood off my wrists before wrapping them up in some bandages. He help me stand and sat me down in a chair by a desk. I was sitting comfortably with Chaos right in front of me while Disarray was standing beside him. "So, who are 'Coon and Friends'?" I asked. "They are a group of heroes, there's Coon, Mysterion, Human Kite, Toolshed, Iron Maiden, Mosquito, Mint-Berry Crunch,and TupperWear." (Sorry if I'm wrong I'm using what it says off the internet and South Park.) "Okay...and what does this have to do with me?" "Well...we believe you are friends with the group of heroes." General Disarray answers. "I don't know if you know this but I know lots of people in South Park and I probably know the heroes your talking about...if I see what they look like I believe I'd know." I said before crossing my legs. I looked behind Chaos to see a sign that says 'Minions' by a hamsters cage. I stood and quickly walked over to the cage, stared at the hamsters. I was so interested in the hamsters, I didn't notice Chaos walk behind me. "You like hamsters?" He asked as he walked to my side. "Yeah, I like hamsters." I answered before sticking my finger in the cage. A hamster slowly creeped toward me and began nibbling on my finger. I quickly glanced at Chaos only to notice that he had a small smile on his face. "Do you wanna hold one?" He slowly asked causing me to crack a small smile. "Yes, please." I said as Chaos slowly put his hand in the cage, grabbed a hamster, and handed it to me. I examined the hamster he handed me. It was a beautiful golden hamster, with dark eyes and a twitching nose. It looked at me. Just for fun of it, I twitch my nose with her. Little did I know Chaos was watching me along with a small group of Heroes. "What's her name?" I suddenly asked causing Chaos to jump. "She doesn't have a name." "Then can I give her a name?" I asked as he looked at me. He nodded as I began thinking. "Neeshka. Her name is Neeshka." I whispered with a slight smile. "Why Neeshka?" "Neeshka are women, half human and have the demon or devil blood. Suits her since she is a minion of chaos." I said before glancing upward. I see a green question mark in the dark, Then I spot a glimpse of tools, then a string with colorful bows, then metal claws on chubby hands. Whoever they are, they didn't seem to notice me looking at them. "So...Professor Chaos, tell me about 'Coon and Friends' I would like to know what they're like." I said before looking at his eyes then glancing upwards. "The leader is Coon, he's well...part coon and a fat asshole." He said as I heard someone growl from above. "Then there's Toolshed, he carries around tools. And he's kinda cool. Then there's Human Kite, he has the ability to fly and shoot lasers." He said before taking Neeshka from my hands and putting her back in the cage. "What about Mysterion? What's he like?" "Mysterion is the one I would watch out for. He's tough and kind of....intimidating." Chaos said before looking at me. "Does Mysterion by any chance wear a green question mark with a dark bluish black cloak?" "Yeah...why?" Chaos asked before walking right under the group of heroes. "Because they're right above you." I said as I point my finger above him. He quickly look up to see Mysterion jump down on top of him causing me wince in imaginary pain. "That's gotta hurt." I whispered as Chaos was knocked out. The group of 4 looked at me. We stood in silence. "Sup?" I said looking right back at them. I looked over each one of them, almost immediately recognizing them. 'Butters, you poor little idiot...' I looked down at my wrapped wrists and began playing with the bandages. "Woah, what happened to your wrists?" A familiar voice said, I glanced up at Human Kite. "Chaos here cuffed me to pole and I struggled causing my wrists to bleed." I explained before unwrapping the bandages, showing them the wounds. "Damn, you must have really struggled." Kite asked, grabbing my forearm and examining the wounds closer. "Well, I'm not exactly the one to sit still Kyle." I said as he froze. I smirk softly at the Human Kite. "How did you know?" He asked squeezing my wrists. "Not hard to tell who you are...Either people are very stupid or just plan out retarded." I said as someone began laughing. I look over to see Coon laughing. "Like a woman would know anything about us." He said before laughing at me. "Really, Eric Cartman a.k.a The Coon, Natural Asshole and bully. You are very racist and sexist and think highly for your self, only to be very weak and pathetic." I said before turning to Mysterion. "Kenny McCormick a.k.a Mysterion, Known to be the biggest pervert in South Park elementary, you also care dearly for your younger sister, Karen." I then look at Toolshed. "Stan Marsh a.k.a Toolshed. Athlete and Former goth. Best friends with Kyle Broflovski." I look at Human Kite. "Kyle Broflovski a.k.a Human Kite. You are the smartest kid in our grade. You are a Ginger Jew, you were conceived in New Jersey but born here in South Park, you are also best friends with Stan Marsh." I said before smiling innocently. I can see Mysterion's eyes widen. "How?" "I know almost everyone in South Park. Anyway I'm heading back home." I said, exiting the storage unit. It wasn't long unit I felt something draped over my shoulders. I look over my shoulders to see the heroes. I gave them a quick smile before continuing home. As soon as I got into the house. I went upstairs and crawled into bed. Not long after I hear the front door open and close, and footsteps coming up the stairs. I heard a slight knock on my door. "Douchebag? You awake?" I hear Butters ask. "Yep..." I said sitting up. I heard the door open and close. "Do you mind if I sleep up here with you?" He asked before laying on the floor. I moved over toward the wall and motioned for him to come closer. As soon as he was by my bedside, I grabbed his wrist and pulled him onto the bed. "You can sleep on the bed...there's enough room for both of us." I said as Butters Blushed. I laid my head back down on my pillow and slowly fell asleep with Butters beside me.