Saturday, 9:35 am
Frank: Hey guys I just woke up
Gerard: Oh cool
(Y/N): Guys
(Y/N): Its nine in the afte- morning
Gerard: And that's a problem, why?
(Y/N): BECAUSE I USUALLY DON'T WAKE UP UNTIL LIKE LUNCH TIME
Mikey: Hello, and same
Gerard: You need a better sleeping schedule
(Y/N): Yes father
Frank: Kinky
Gerard: Sigh
(Y/N): Father Way, priest of the emo church
Gerard: Yes, I am Father Way
Mikey: Them who tf am I supposed to be?
Gerard: Brother Michael
Mikey: Stop calling me that
(Y/N): Why, Brother Micheal?
Mikey: I'm gonna kms
Mikey: I'm gonna drink holy water
Gerard: No my son, we need that to baptize
Mikey: BAPTIZE YOURSELF YOU SINNER
Gerard: [gasp] Brother Michael, we do not condon calling our brethren a sinner
(Y/N): Its okay, Sister (Y/N) is here to cleanse you of your sins
Frank: I'm daddy Fronk
Gerard: No I'm the daddy- *cough* I mean father
Frank: Oh ;)
Ray: What am I?
Gerard: Brother Raymond
Ray: Omg
Gerard: Brother Michael, Brother Raymond, please line up to be baptized by Sister (Y/N)
(Y/N): Yes daddy Way-
(Y/N): I mean
(Y/N): Father Way
Mikey: Oh
(Y/N): Yes
(Y/N): Father is definitely what I meant to say
Mikey: You're sinning, Sister (Y/N)
(Y/N): Suck my dick, Michael
Gerard: [gasp] I do not condon such language!
(Y/N): Bitch fuck outta here
(Y/N): Sister (Y/N) gon be Mami (Y/N) in a minute
Frank: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, SISTER (Y/N)?
(Y/N): Hush, Brother Franklin
Frank: but
Gerard: How about all of you just stfu for a sec and let Papi Way speak
Gerard: roll call!
Gerard: Well are you ready Raymond?
Ray: Indeed
Gerard: How about you, Franklin?
Frank: Oh I have arrived, infant
Gerard: How about you Michael?
Mikey: Intercourse equppied
Gerard: How about you, (Y/N)?
(Y/N): Yes Father Way
Gerard: And as of you Erica?
Erica: I am within the radar
Gerard: As for you, Bob?
Bob: Fuck off, Brother Bob ain't got time for this shit
Gerard: Well I believe I am content
Gerard:....1,2,3,4
Frank: [guitar rifts]
Gerard: Now, let us pray for our lord and savior...
Gerard: me.
Mikey: All hail Geesus!
Ray: [chants in Brother Raymond]
Mikey: [Chants in unicorn]
Mikey: I'm gonna make a holy unicorn holding a bible for Geesus
Gerard: He's gonna hate it
Mikey: Why must you put me down like this, Father Way?
Gerard: Hush, Brother Michael. Let us keep praying.
(Y/N): I'm going to go sleep- I mean pray for our Lord Geesus
Gerard: Good save, Sister (Y/N)
(Y/N): Thank you papi
Gerard: ;)
Frank: Brother Franklin is screaming
Bob: Brother Bob is so done with this shit
Gerard: Hush Brother, we don't use such vulgar fucking language
Bob: But-
Bob: You know what
Bob: Fok yu
Gerard: :)
(Idk if you've heard Vampire Money from the Danger days album, but theres a parody of the beginning in here. If you haven't heard it I suggest you do because Frank calls Gerard "baby")
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Fanfiction[THIS STORY CONTAINS EXTREME LANGUAGE, DRUGS, ALCOHOL, SMUT, WEIRD DARK RANDOM HUMOR, READER BEING DOM 60% OF THE TIME, AND UNREALISTIC THINGS]♡ When you start a new music club, nobody wants to join. Exept for one boy, named Gerard. His dream to cre...
