Stupid Stories That I Came Up With At 3 A.M

The Shark And Vegas

  Once upon a time a couple went to the beach. The two were wading in the water, when a friendly shark with braces approached them. He said, "You guys should go to Las Vegas! You guys will win so much money!"
  The couple nodded and said "Okay."
  So using his sick shark powers, the shark created a tornado and tossed the couple in it. When the tornado ended, they were in Las Vegas! The shark didn't lie, they won big. They won five billion bucks.
  The man had been in love with the girl for a while now, and wanted to marry her. So using some of his well won money, he bought a pretty ring that was actually a bagel. He then proposed to his girlfriend...She said no! When he asked her why, she said that she was already engaged to the spider in her shower, Eugene.
  Sad and confused, the man went home and ate the bagel with cream cheese.

The end