Stupid Stories That I Came Up With At 3 A.M

The Man and His Horrible Band

  There was once a young man who started a band in his mom's basement. He wished that his band could become famous, so he wished on the wishing star that something great would happen. He ended up winning the lottery.
  The future was still very unclear for him, so he visited a fortune teller. She told him, "You'll waste all of your money and also, your band sucks!"
  "I will not waste all my money!" The man huffed. "And also, my band is great! My mom said so!"
  The fortune teller just rolled her eyes and told him to leave.
  A couple weeks later, the man had bought a private island with a carnival on it. It was paradise...except for all the fees. He had to pay all thirty of his workers, and for the island, and for the carnival, and for the beach house he stayed at. All the money added up, and then he was broke.
  The man didn't know what else to do with his life, so he decided to work at a gas station.

The end