he can totally fucking top

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Why do ppl think that armin can't top????

Like um?? Yes he can??

Like for some reason very many ppl just see him as this weak, frail little boy who is too innocent to top and be dominant

I'm just like bish wtf

If you see him that way only because of his physical appearance, then you're still wrong af

In the MANGA, he has abs

ABS PPL

meaning, he is fit and obviously physically strong

Now while he may not be as physically strong as the other characters, he is still pretty MOTHERFUDGING STRONG

if you think he can't top because he just seems too innocent, then BITCH I GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN FOR YA

in the manga, yes I know, I'm bringing it up again, he is literally so fucking brutal

SPOILERS AHEAD

he fucking shot that one bitch without any hesitation so that he could save Jean

Not only that but he lured those two ppl (I forgot their names, shIt) and ambushed them !!1!

He can lie and manipulate and quite frankly, that is some hardcore shit!!!!!!

Someone who was weak both mentally and physically could probably not do that and succeed, but armin motherfucking arlert did

Plus,

MORE SPOILERS

he literally fucking sacrificed himself so that Eren could get bertholt

Like

He fucking knew that he was going to die

And he still did it

IF THAT ISNT THE MOST MANLIEST AND STRONGEST AND PANTY-WETTING THING EVER THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS

IMO, EVERY FUCKING ONE OF THE CADETS WOULD AND SHOULD GIVE UP THEIR BODIES FASTER THAN I COULD SAY I HAVE CLINICAL DEPRESSION

I've gotten off track and honestly I have no idea what the fudge I'm even talking about now, but my point still stands

Armin is definitely top material and I think ppl should view him as that more

Yes, I love the uke version of him with the blushy face and the whole 'f-fcuk me harder daddy aGH' head canon and shit but ppl should still realize at the end of the day that he isn't some innocent, can't dominate and be aggressive person

He's strong and I definitely do think that he could fuck someone

Now fuck off I'm going to bed

jkjk I still love whoever reads this ❤

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