Ask/Dare the Eeveelutions!

The Eeveelutions as quotes from the history of the entire world, I guess

Last shitpost of this book before the final scenario ayyyy

Angelica- "the sun is a deadly lazer"

Charles- "you could make a reli- no, don't."

Storm- "by the way, where the hell are we?"

Comet- "i don't know, my dealer won't tell me where he gets it." And "wait! said christopher columbus, probably smoking crack"

Roman- "let's all build houses except mine is bigger because i own the food."

Elliot- "will you get the hell out of here if I give you 500 elephants?"

Laurence- "fuck you, says america, declaring their independence, and fighting for it."

The Twins- "the habsburgs are marrying into so many royal families they might have to start marrying each other."

Opal- "ivan wants to make russia great again"

Tyler- "that's bullshit. this whole thing is bullshit. that's a scam. fuck the church. here's 95 reasons why"

Vanessa- "please remain christian.
we will check in later to see if you're still christian when you least expect."

This entire book- "the united states ran out of destiny to manifest, so they're looking for more."