SwanQueen Texts

Log 20

xxEvilRegalxx: you know what I think we should get, Sheriff Swan?

xxSwanPrincessxx: should I be worried Regina?

xxEvilRegalxx: no no, not at all Dear.

xxSwanPrincessxx: alright, so what do you think we should get?

xxEvilRegalxx: I was thinking maybe a shock collar.

xxSwanPrincessxx: um.... I thought you said I wouldn't have to worry, besides I didn't realize you were into the kinky stuff. (;

xxEvilRegalxx: not for us Emma, for my mom.

xxSwanPrincessxx: what'd she do this time?

xxEvilRegalxx: I was thinking along the lines of 'Every time she cusses, we send her a little jolt to get her to stop.'

xxSwanPrincessxx: isn't that a bit much?

xxEvilRegalxx: nonsense.

xxSwanPrincessxx: its just that...

xxEvilRegalxx: what?

xxSwanPrincessxx: it seems a little inhumane.

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xxSexyPiratexx: hello Swan.

xxSwanPrincessxx: Killian? Is this you?

xxSexyPiratexx: I'm a bit flattered, you could tell who I was by my name?? (;

xxSwanPrincessxx: in your dreams, I know that you're the only man in Storybrooke who is shallow enough to call himself 'Sexy'.

xxSexyPiratexx: but you think I'm sexy?

xxSwanPrincessxx: no. I think Regina is though.

xxSexyPiratexx: ew..

xxEvilRegalxx has logged into the chat room.

xxEvilRegalxx: Emma, dear.

xxSwanPrincessxx: hey Gina. :)

xxSexyPiratexx: ugh... Davy Jones needs to come up and drag me down to his locker.

xxEvilRegalxx: just ignore him dear.

xxSwanPrincessxx: believe me, I already am.

xxSexyPiratexx: I can really feel the love here.

xxQueenofHeartsxx has entered the chat room.

xxQueenofHeartsxx: Killian. Great to know that you're alive...

xxSexyPiratexx: ah, Cora. How are you, love?

xxEvilRegalxx: love? Mother, what is he talking about?

xxSexyPiratexx: ah, ye see Regina. There had been a time where your mother and I quite fancied each other.

xxEvilRegalxx: never shoulda asked...

xxSwanPrincessxx: ew.

xxQueenofHeartsxx: hook dear, don't you think we're getting to personal for the girls?

xxSexyPiratexx: ah, I'm sure they can handle it mate.