Hamilton Trash

Hamilsquad Headcanons

(Written by GiGi) 

A/N: Let me just say how much I adore the picture I used lol. Poor Herc looks so uncomfortable xD And by the way, most of these are if you were in a relationship with them so lol

TW: Swearing 

Alexander

- This motherfucker is flirty as all hell

-Will write 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 love letters to you just to show you he cares

- "I will sleep when I am dead"

- "Alex, I think it's time to go to be-" "nAO" 

- Loves dogs. Especially basset hounds

- He's almost as bad with cute dogs as John is with turtles. 

Laurens

- Favorite type of turtle is red-eared slider

- He loves tortoises too; particularly baby ones 

- Baby anything is cute to him

- He is such a sweet but flirty and dirty-minded mofo like???

- His role as a father to your children is amazeballs 

- So damn affectionate 

- Gets so rowdy and loud when drunk like 

- Laurens calm your shit

- Smells like fucking cinnamon

- (For Lams) loves Alex so much he cries every time Alex tells him "I love you" 

- Calls Eliza "Lizzybug"

Lafayette

- Loves baked goods. So. Fucking. Much

- Flirts with you in French CONSTANTLY

- Is so hot when speaking French in a certain tone like wtf even 

- "Shut tf up Laf I need to study- wait no shit keep talking nvm"

- Best dad on planet motherfucking EARTH

- (Slightly terrified of your kids tho and faints every time you say your pregnant)

- Proudly proclaims his love for you in public settings 

- Plans his family with you- pets, number of children, house and all -and will never stop talking about it.

- Speaks in only French when drunk or tired 

- iS SO FUCKING CUTE WHEN HE CAN'T SAY SOMETHING OR EXPLAIN IT IN ENGLISH LIKE

Hercules

- Loves being called "teddy bear", "dork", and "goofball"

- So affectionate it's hilarious

- Secretly cries a LOT 

- Wants to have a pair of twins with you really badly for some reason 

- Carries you when your pregnant legitimately everywhere because he can't risk you falling

- 11/10 dad

- Takes kids to school every. Single. Day. 

- Would get fired if it meant spending time with his family

- Will pound anyone who could possibly be hitting on you without a second thought

- Brags about you to the Squad so much

- ADORES lizards and snakes. Reptiles are so coot to him (Me too, Herc)

Burr

- Refers to Alex as "Alexander arrogant loudmouthed bother immigrant bastard whoreson Hamilton" under his breath every time he sees him

- Allergic to cats but adores them

- Don't look at his head in sunlight because Y'all with go bLIND 

- Smol baby who just wants to hug his daughter, a break, and a cup of good coffee 

- Treats you like a fucking QUEEN

- (Modern Au) Opens the door for you, pulls out chairs for you, and at clubs, he says "may I have this dance, milady?" because he's a chivalrous hoe

- Smart af 

- When you get in the occasional argument you just legitimately cannot win because he's a great lawyer and can counter literally ANYTHING you say with a better point because he's Aaron Fucking Burr

- However, when you agree on something, you both will protect it like it's a child  

- Theodosia adores you, and Burr cries every time you bond with her

- He actually cries with you in mind, like, a lot 

- Wants to have a lot of kids with you and just hug you forever, never letting you go (aww, poor Burr bby)