Odd Agents Vol. 2 [includes Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 review]

Chapter 6: Nervous Nick and Scary Head of Agent Pit

June 21, 2017 2:45 pm

/\Nick/\

I went to the head office and opened the door and saw the horror in the room. I'm talking about the head around here. His name is Pete Pots. Ash doesn't seem to be scared of him since she calls him Pepper Potts.

Pete: Ah Nick, what brings you here?
Nick: One of my agents saw three people that wanted to know more about the Agent I.D card. Asked where you can get one. After they lost her, they said something about learning more.
Pete: Ok. So, who is this agent of yours that saw these people?
Nick: Ash
Pete: Ash, as in Ash, the one that loves Marvel so much she calls me Pepper Potts? The one the love Guardians of the Galaxy so much she listens to it 24/7? The one that does the same things you do? The one that-
Nick: Yes, its Ash that Ash. We only have one Ash around here
Pete: Oh right, all I remember is that I hate her
Nick: Ok?
Pete: Not just for calling me Pepper, who is a girl. Its because of everything!
Nick: Ok

I was half listening to what he was saying. I don't know why he hates her so much, she's one of the best agents!

Pete: Of all agents she discoves that. OF ALL AGENTS!!!
Nick: Ahem
Pete: Oh yes, I forgot you were here. I also forgot whats the last thing you said and what I was suppose to tell you
Nick: I said that three people knows something about us and Ash saw it
Pete: Ok I'm back on track. Ash! That kid!
Nick: Sir
Pete: Right, right, right. Just don't say that name. We have to figure out what they mean and if those three have a boss, who is it.
Nick: Sir, we have to track them down. But we don't know where they are right now. But maybe As- she knows
Pete: My worst nightmare. We have to talk about it. And by "we" I mean you, me, and that kid
Nick: Yes sir I'll start the communications

I pressed buttons to make us have a "Skype" talk. After a while Ash and the others appeared...

/\Ash/\

Lily and I were playing a versus. I was winning........... Ok, ok, I was sort of winning. Lily and I had half health left.

Ash: Is that the best you can do!?
Lillian: Thor said that to Ultron but he had more remember?
Ash: And Cap said " You had to ask"

We continued until we were down to 1/4 health left.

Ash: Eat this!!!

I pressed the special move button.... After the screen showed Nick. What a waste.

Ash: DUDE! I WAS ABOUT TO WIN UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP LOOKING HUNGRY CUZ YOU HAVEN'T ATE YET!!! I pressed the beautiful special move button, WHEN YOUR FACE SHOWED UP!!!!!!!!!
Pete: You haven't ate yet? It's already 3 pm and you haven't ate lunch!!!
Nick: Sir I was suppose to eat but I came to you first
Pete: That happened at 2 pm FYI!!! What did you do!?!?
Ash: He played video games!!!!
Pete: You what!?!?
Nick: Anyway I'll go eat there right now
Pete: HURRY UP OR I'LL MAKE YOU STAY HERE FOREVER!!! NO FOOD AND WATER TOO!!!

Nick was running out of the door like his pants were on fire. I saw Pete in the screen. I didn't notice him since Nick's face was in the way.

Ash: Pepper!!! How ya doing?
Pete: And the nightmare has started
Maine and Chloe: Ash! Show some respect!
Ash: Nah, he's used to this. Were like pals. Age gap is nothing to us!
Pete: So A- A-, As- As- As-, Ash. Do you still remember how the three people looked like?
Ash: Dude, be specific. Three people is you, me, Nick. Rese, Lily, me. Chloe, Maine, me. Rese, Mai-
Pete: THE THREE PEOPLE THAT ASKED WHERE TO GET THE CARD!!!
Ash: Credit card?
Pete: NO!!! THE AGENT I.D. CARD!!! YOUR USELESS WHEN I ASK YOU QUESTIONS!
Ash: Oh, I just got what you meant. But since you said I'm useless when you ask me questions then I won't say anything I know about these three
Pete: JUST TELL ME HOW THEY LOOK LIKE!!!
Ash: Fine grandpa. So one of them looked like the muscle the rest were minions...
Pete: *breathes in and out* I will repeat my question, how do they look like?
Ash: I'm not done Ms. Potts. The boss guy was all muscle. Minion one looked skinny and a bit tall. Minion two's a bit chubby.
Pete: I was right, useless when asked
Ash: Bla, bla, bla. TRY BUYING FOOD WHEN YOUR HUNGRY, THE ONLY THING YOU WANT IS TO EAT FOOD. THEN SUDDENLY A GUY ASKS YOU STUFF THAT'S A SECRET!!!
Pete: TRY BEING THE BOSS FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE!!!
Ash: I'M ALWAYS THE LEADER OF THE PACK!!! THAT'S BEING A BOSS FOR AT LEAST ONCE IN YOUR LIFE GRANDMA!!!!!!
Pete: I AM NOT A GRANDMA!!!!!!
Nick: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Nobody, is killing, anybody on the agent grounds!
Ash: Nick, I understand that you are trying to say lines from movies. But... WERE NOT KILLING EACH OTHER OR ABOUT TO KILL EACH OTHER!!!

Nick had just arrived. I tossed him his burger and ate. He sat on the table and ate the rest of his meal.

Pete: So do you have any clue to where they are?
Ash: What do you expect from me? Be Dr. Strange making portals that will lead to him!?
Pete: JUST MAKE A GUESS!!! YOU FIND THINGS QUICKLY IN MISSIONS!!!
Ash: Ughh... you get mad so easily that if someone ate your scrap food you'll go completely insane
Pete: JUST TELL ME!!!!!!
Ash: They're probably scouting the area or waiting up the lav or went somewhere
Pete: Ok, Nick you have a new mish. Find out what they want and how they know us
Nick: Ok

BEEP

Therese: Uh, I think he ain't done yet
Ash: As long as he said what he wants us to do he's done talking
Lillian: Are we still doing the bet thing
Ash: Guess so. Come on, we got a crook to catch
Chloe: I'm alpha right?
Ash: Depends on Nick. Yo! Ranger Nick! Who's alpha
Nick: Chloe is, Rocket
Ash: Ok, Chloe what do we do?
Chloe: Looked around Hungry. But I think Ash should uh, be alpha since she knows more about this thing.
Therese: Yeah
Maine: Yeah, should be Ash.
Lillian: I go for Ash
Ash: She's got a point. Nick, I'll, make you win next time
Nick: Ok, Ash will be alpha for the search, Chloe, you'll be in the beat up stuff
Ash: Sounds good to me
Chloe: Ok
Ash: V, Cherrybomb

Vision played "Cherrybomb" by the Runaways.

Therese: Really?
Ash: It helps me
Nick: Doesn't to me
Ash: Finally, no more same thing stuff. So they're probably waiting for me to get out at our entrance exit.
Chloe: Toilets?
Ash: Well yeah. That means we can't get out through that part
Lillian: They're probably gone from there
Ash: We don't know, that's why to make sure, we go out through Plan B
Therese: Say wha?
Ash: Another exit
Chloe: We have?
Ash: Donno. Nick-o?
Nick: There is, garage.
Ash: Forgot about that... so we go out there and check the lav. If no one's there but us, we search the whole resto
Nick: And if they aren't anywhere in Hungry?
Ash: Oh Nick, try searching for someone that suddenly pops up
Nick: If they're gone?
Ash: Then its over. Look for them another time. If by any chance we find them, which is probably never find them, we throw a tracking device on all of them. In case they split up.
Therese: Alright, let's go!

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A/N
Pete Pots name has a meaning:
Pete- Pit
Pots- stop spelled backwards

Pitstop