Shaz: You know, Jules, you can be pathetic at times.
Jules: I know.
Sera: Did he just agree?
Shaz: I think so..
Sera: Oh ma gawd.
Jules. Really? Either way, you have a question coming right at you! How is Felix? I hear that the ladies love him a lot. LIKE A LOT.
Jules: He's good as far as- Oh. He's eating pizza backstage. Ohh... FELIX YOU PIG. SAVE ME SOME.
Felix's head pops out from the side of the stage.
Felix: Sera saved you some you idiot. Let me eat pizza in peace dude. Aha and yes. The ladies love me.
Felix winks and walks off.
Shaz: You know even though I bought the pizza, no one saved me any. Well then.
Sera: The SPECIAL guest has some for you.
Shaz: Who?
Sera taps side of nose and winks.
Shaz: I still haven't clocked.
I haven't got pizza either.
Shaz sighs and nods understandingly.
Well! It's time for Sera's question! Would you like to become friends with your readers?
Sera: HECK YEAH! THEY'RE COOL!
Shaz: Je suis contente.
Jules: Moi aussi.
Sera: What did you two even say?
Jules: That you should've listened in French.
Sera: I CAN SPEAK GOBBLEDEGOOK.
Shaz: Woah woah kids. Hold on. DON'T FIGHT.
Right... What even is 'Gobbledeyook'?
Sera: It's GobbledeGOOK.
Alright then. Either way, Jules! Do you approve of Felix's current girlfriend?
Jules: HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND?!?
Felix pops out of the stage.
Felix: YA.
Jules: Oh my.. AWW FELIX CAUGHT THE LOVE BUG.
Felix: Idiot. We -
Jules: Go away. We all know that you're a soppy mush at the moment.
Felix: SHUT THE F-
Shaz: FLUFF! There's fluff in your hair Felix. I told you not to roll around in the fake snow.
Felix: Okay..
Shaz: Okay.
Anyways, these questions are pretty simple so let's try to crank up the severity.
Jules: Oh god no.
Shush. So Sera!
Sera: Uh yes?
What were your exact emotions or thoughts when Julian over here called you at three in the morning?
Sera: If I could've, I would've killed him. He was an annoying asshole that decided to PRANK CALL me at three in the morning. UGH.
Jules: You love me really.
Shaz: YEAH YOU DO SERA.
LET'S CRANK THIS A FEW NOTCHES UP! Let's get to the bit our anticipated readers have been waiting for!
Jules: Oh no. Oh no.
Jules, let's dive deeper. Quite deep actually. Many might say that this is quite abrupt but this is what you readers have been waiting for. Jules. Do you love Sera?
Shaz: OHHHHH...
Sera chokes and looks at Jules who is looking extremely uncomfortable.
Jules: Well.. I uh. I could say *mumbles something*
Shaz: Didn't quite catch that.
Jules: I was saying-
Alright Sera! Let's ask you something!
Sera: God have mercy on my soul.
Do you love Jules?
Shaz: Hey soul sister, Ain't that Mr Mister. On the radio, stereo.. Does no one remember that song? Aw come on.
Sera: I.. uh. *cough* Well.
Shaz: Honestly, you two are the SAME. Just fricking kiss already.
Jules and Sera turn to look at Shaz who has her legs swung over the sides of the chair.
Shaz: Hun, we all know it. YOU BOTH LOVE, let me get this clear, L-O-V-E EACH OTHER OKAY? DO NOT AGONISE MY LOVELY READERS BY BEING ALL DENIAL-Y. PLEASE.
Well, the drama will be continued after the break in PART 2 OF THE Q AND A!!
A/N: Yes. There is two parts. It would be too long otherwise.
When Shaz said OHHH this is what came into my mind.
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