My 18 year old wife

" Wooohoooo! let's party ti'll we die" I was so happy that day, sino naman ang hindi eh naka close lang naman akong ng isang napakalaking deal. Oh ha! saan kapa

I partied with my friends all night, hindi ko nga alam kung papaano ako nakauwi ng buo sa bahay.

" Hey dimmwit, wake up."

I didn't move at all

" Hey, I'm serious here, wake up Neil."

" I...can't..my head hurts.."

" Your head hurts pala ha, well you leave me with no choice."

I heard my door open then shut.

" Finally, buti naman naintindihan niya." I really thought I could rest all I want but I think she won't let me have it.

My door opened again " Look! I said..." hindi ko natapos ang sasabihin ko dahil sa lamig na nadarama ko.Ang WALANGHIYA BINUHUSAN AKO NG MALAMIG NA TUBIG! I immediately stood up. " WHAT THE HELL! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!"

" I hoped you didn't forget, I have class and your supposed to take me there. Kaya tumayo ka na dyan at wag mu na akong pa.akyatin uli dito. The whole place stinks."

She then went out.

" Argh! ayoko talaga sa babaeng yun." I stood up and changed, hindi talaga kami ng.kibuan sa buong biyahe. Minutes passed and we arrived at her school, pagbaba nya.

" Sana naman hindi mo makalimutang sunduin ako mamaya, I hate reminding you almost everyday."

" Yeah, yeah, alam ko wag mo ng.ulit-ulitin."

" I wouldn't be repeating it everyday if you would at least try to remember it, idiot."

She then walked away, I really hate her guts she is so little miss perfect, kahit nasa kolehiyo na siya sa edad niyang yan. You must be wondering who she is well unfortunately that 18 year old girl is just my wife