Indestructible Man O' War (A Star vs. the Forces of Evil fanfic)

Trouble At School

PLEASE don't forget to vote when you read this story! Since there wasn't really any Magic High Commission stories, I've made one. Please enjoy

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Kyle García was no ordinary kid.

Well, that's what the other kids in the school would say. Almost everyone in school was afraid of him, including Lars Vanderdud. He was considered, "a magical being from another dimension" not until Star Butterfly came along. Most of the girls say he's "dangerously cute." That doesn't stop him from being the toughest kid in school.

After all, he was a half-filipino boy with a super awesome gift. Who was he?

Kyle would always pack a magnum, his other favorite silenced magnum he liked to call, "Whispered Truth", a knife, extra ammunition, and tear gas. Don't ask why he bring guns. Trust him, it's like he was brainwashed to self defense when he was born by using guns. He doesn't need Karate, as if he was already born with it. If he was in Karate, he would be an automatic black belt. He has been to Juvy once for pointing a gun at a Tang Soo Do student, Jeremy Birnbaum, for harassing him. He is also bulletproof. Don't get me wrong.

There was once a robbery at Echo Creek bank, as he and his mother were getting a loan. He refused to get on his knees and was unable to get killed by the bullets shot at him, as if he was wearing 100 bulletproof vests. They kept shooting at him, but no luck on killing him, even on the head. After the robbers were ultimately arrested, Kyle was all over the news.

"You can't kill me." He would always say.

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At school, they were just doing maybe the same things every day. "Math, stupid math, stupid freaking math, fucking stupid godforsaken math, people getting called on the intercom to the principal's office!" Kyle said quietly.

Ever since Star Butterfly came to school, he thought he wasn't the only one who's, "magical" due to her changing Miss Skullnick into a troll, turning the football field into a war-ground, which he loved, and many other strange things.

I just wanna shoot Miss Skullnick already. Oh wait, it takes more than a pistol to kill a troll. He thought. He was never caught, not even ONCE, about a gun in his backpack. Until today in class he fell asleep. BIG mistake.

"All right class, I am searching backpacks on whoever stole Marco's wallet!" Said Miss Skullnick.

"It was probably Janna!" Said Marco Diaz.

"Search my backpack, you probably won't see a thing." Said Janna Ordonia.

As Miss Skullnick searched her backpack, there was nothing inside. "No wallet."

"WHAT?!?!" Marco screamed.

"Pppfftt, told you it wasn't me."

Miss Skullnick searched every one else's backpacks until he reached Kyle's. She noticed Kyle was asleep, which gave her an advantage of searching without him minding. When she looked, she saw it all. The Magnum, and his Whispered Truth, the tear gas, and a knife.

"KYLE GARCÍA?!?!" Miss Skullnick yelled, waking up the boy, also startling the whole class. "What are these dangerous weapons you keep in your backpack?!"

Kyle was shocked. No one has ever found out he was armed. He needed to think of a lie, fast!

"Oh um, those aren't loaded! In fact, those are toys! There is no way I would have loaded guns in my backpack!" Kyle quickly lied.

Miss Skullnick then opened another zipper, making the bullets, and ammunition fall off. The whole class gasped.

"Oh, hehe, I mean the Second Amendment of the Bill of Rights! The Right to Bear Arms! I need to protect myself using those! What happens if there's a school shootout? I will save the day! Remember, I stopped a robbery!" Kyle quickly said.

Unfortunately, he was suspended later by Principal Skeeves.

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"Alright, that Kyle is out of here... in only a week." Said Miss Skullnick, reentering the classroom from the Principal's office.

"Miss Skullnick, I would like to confess that I stole the wallet!" Said Star Butterfly as she held the wallet up high.

Miss Skullnick face-palmed at the sight.

"Hey Star?" Asked Marco?

"What do you want?" Star asked.

"Do you think Kyle is... magical?"

"By his behavior, I think he is magical. Glossaryck has always said that he created a human as he created the Magic High Commission members. He said the human is missing. I think that's Kyle."

"We must tell Glossaryck." Marco said as the bell rang.