Hobo?

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* Texts me at 2:00 am*

BFF: HEY WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO ME ANYMORE?

Me: wut?

BFF: I'm a hobo, I poop on a tree.

Me: whut?

*10 minutes later*

Me: wait how can someone poop on a tree?

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I stayed up all night thinking about how someone could possibly do that.....

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