What if lizards could fly? then I'd die of a heart attack.
What if mustaches were blue? then I'd die of laughter.
What if we had no noses? then I'd die of loneliness
What if I was a male? I'd probably get shot cz I'm rude with people.
What if there was no avril lavigne?......
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