The Many Adventures of Omegle

How to get people to disconnect quickly! xD

Stranger: D:

Stranger: no please

You: WITH HERRO KITTY WATCH

Stranger: nono

Stranger: >_<

You: *_*

You: YES

You: MOREH WEAPONS FOR YEH!

Stranger: :c

Stranger: aw

Stranger: *le crey*

You: I SHOOT YEW WIF A BAZOOKAH

Stranger: meow

You: HERRO KITTY COVERED

Stranger: ok

You: DON'T INSULT MEH

Stranger: fine

Stranger: attack me

You: YEW BITWCH

Stranger: go ahead

You: I KILLS YEW

Stranger: ok

Stranger: go ahead

You: MAKE YEW INTO SUSHI

Stranger: I don't give a fuck :-)

You: NICE CALIFORNIA ROLL

Stranger: ok

You: YER MOM IS A FUCK

Stranger: HEY!

You: BITCH

Stranger: SHUT THE FUCK UP

You: YER STUPID!

You: STUPID AMERICAN!!

Stranger: LOOK BEHIND YOU

You: PUTA!

Stranger: I'M NOT AMERICAN LOL

You: Y U NO LIKE MY LAWNMOWER?

You: IT'Z GOOD!!

You: NO?

Stranger: Y U NO MAKE SENSE?

You: Y U SUCH A CAKA

Stranger: Y U SUCH A BUTT

You: BUTT UP WHUT?

Stranger: Y U SO MEAN

You: BITCH

Stranger: u.u

You: Y U SO BRITISH?

Stranger: I'M NOT BRITISH

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: TWAT

You: YOU WANT ME TO PAINT YER CAR?

Stranger: YES

You: I DO IT FOR FWEE

Stranger: PLEASE

You: 2 DALLA FOR YOU!

Stranger: ALRIGHT

You: ONREY 2 DALLA

Stranger: OK

Stranger: DEAL

You: OR I CAN DO SMASH IT UP GOOD FOR 2 DALLA NIGGS!

You: UNF! UNF!!

Stranger: OK

Stranger: LOL

You: YOUR MOM IS LOL

Stranger: MY MOM IS AMAZING

You: HEY!!

You: NO

Stranger: YES

You: SHE ATE ME COOKIE

Stranger: AW

You: IT WAZ GOOD COOKIE

Stranger: TOO BAD

You: SUSHI COOKIE

Stranger: OK

Stranger: WELL

You: SHE DESERVE TO GROW FAT

Stranger: IT WAS NICE TALKING TO YOU

You: LIKE A NIGGA WHALE

You: AND EXPLODE YO!

You: BITCHG!

You: NMDHJ

Stranger: HAVE A GOOD DAY

You: HERRO KITY EAT YWE FACE

Stranger: LOVE YOU, BYE

You: BYE

You: :D

You have disconnected.