The Many Adventures of Omegle

How to get people to disconnect quickly! xD

You: .....well.......no

Stranger: u horny

Stranger: webcam

Stranger: now

You: no

You: fuck!

Stranger: ok when

You: lol I don't have a webcam

You: U MAD BRO?

Stranger: talk normal please no

Stranger: bra

You: sweet bub

Stranger: suck it

You: BITCH! ;D

Stranger: my 9 inch long cock

You: LALALAALA!! --wait....I thought you said it was 8 inch......did it sudden;y GROW out of intrest? o_O

Stranger: Oh yeah...8 inch ..suck it hard

You: Bro if it keeps growing like this your going to need to see a doctor...........I can recomend one.....there is this one guy....he lives down my street....he has a fetish for little boys but it's all cool right? ;D

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(Guess not :3)

Step 4: Not Being Normal!! :D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi! :D

Stranger: Hi asl

You: HURH HURH HURH

You: IMA LADY!!!

Stranger: age?

You: 11

You: 12

You: 13

You: 14

You: 15

You: 16

You: HAPPY NEW YEARS!!

:D

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And Finally......Step 5: BEING ASIAN! :D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Herro

Stranger: lololol

Stranger: hi

Stranger: :3

You: U makin fun of meh accent?

Stranger: no

You: Bro!?

Stranger: no

Stranger: :c

You: I BEET YUH UP