another weird answering machine message.

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Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin. I'm so depressed. I have like 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner, but all I get to do is answer the phone. Life. Don't talk to me about life. Just leave your name and number after the beep. Here comes the beep. It's so cheery. I hate it.

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