1. Name you dog Dog
2. Scream random numbers when someone is counting.
3. Begin every sentence with ooh la la!
4. Only speak in a robot voice for three days.
5 wear your pants backwards in public.
6. Ask a waiter or waitress for an extra seat for your imaginary friend.
7. Trim your lawn with mustache scissors.
8. Honk and wave to the person in the other car.
Everyone add this list to your bucket list and do them. Vote on this chapter if you do all of the list.
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A Weirdos Guide To Swag
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