Friends: will never eat anything at your house.
Best friends: will help themselves to your food and are the reason your constantly out of food.
Friends: call your parents. Mr and mrs. whatever their last name is.
Best friends; call your parents MOM and DAD.
friends: only know a few things about you.
Best friends: could write a very embarrassing biography about you.
Friends: will bail you outta jail.
Best friends: will sitting next you saying "THAT WAS FLIPPING AWESOME!!!!"
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A Weirdos Guide To Swag
RandomA bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!
