Luke locked himself in the bathroom, and pulled his phone out from his pocket.
A: I'm lonely.
L: Ik
A: They still think it's Arz right?
L: Everyone does. I swear she does sometimes.
A: She's just like that. Don't worry. You know she's a nice person.
L: ofc Ik that. I just wish it could be you instead.
A: Lucas you idiot. She's selfless. She gave up her career just to help me and you. She relentlessly endures all the torture your fans give her every day, just for me and you. She's a firecracker that drowns her spark in oil. She acts like a complete show-off, narcissistic bitch to hide the truth, and you don't even have the fucking guts to publicly admit she's your 'girlfriend.'
L: She isn't.
A: Management thinks she is.
L: Even so, management doesn't want that to come into the spotlight.
A: It did Luke.
L: You know I only think of her as a friend right?
A: We both know that. She's my cousin idiot. She texts me every day.
L: You text me every day.
A: Ya, to listen to you whine about petty things.
L: I'm sorry if I'm stuck in a trap where I can't exactly pick who I love without being harassed by management of paparazzi.
A: Love?
L: Like...
L: Or love...
L: I don't really give a shit anymore
A: Language Hemmings, or I'm having a word with your mother.
L: ANYTHING BUT THAT PLS NO
A: *calling Liz*
L: PLS I'LL DO ANYTHING
L: MERCY OH GREAT QUEEN
L: PLS PLS PLS DON'T DO IT
L: PLS AFTER FIFTEEN YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP?
A: I'm surprised you still remember.
A: You're a 20yr old man idiot, why are you so worried about your mother.
L: why don't you use question marks?
A: *claps to Liz for teaching you*
A: 15 frikin years.
L: We were 5 years old, how fabulous.
A: You were rlly chubby and obsessed with penguins.
L: HEY I WAS NOT CHUBBY
A: whatever you say fatboy
L: stfu
A: fuk u
L: I wish
A: omg no u have a girlfriend
A: who's my cousin
A: who would actually rather date someone else, but because you are her friend, still puts up with all of your bullcrap.
L: I get it I'm a bad person.
A: damn I have to go to class
L: this is why I dropped out of school
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Jet Black Ghost
Fanfiction'I can't have a reason to start again.' *trigger warning*
