man-child pt. 2

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today there was a picture of the yangtze river in china on the powerpoint but it was dyed red because an illegal clothing and industrial warehouse spilled the dye that was for clothes

so mr. leventhal goes "guess which side the warehouse was on" and on the left side there was a huge concentration of the dye but on the right there wasn't a thing and since my class is full of idiots the kids start shouting "team right"

and mr. leventhal just says really quietly "team jacob"

ahHhHh

earlier in class we were passing in our warm-ups and he goes "to the left'' and then starts singing beyoncé and i just

and then he was saying about how he doesn't believe in gender he thinks that people may be assigned something based on their genitalia but that is only sex and gender is what you feel like you are

he's so pure i can't deal

he said he has a girlfriend and if so i need to talk to her to see if she's worthy of the angel that is mr. leventhal

if not i will fight her 100%

he doesn't deserve paaaaaiiiiinnnn

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