only the best song ever

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okay so the internet is here is pretty great and because i'm bored you're going to get the lyrics to it

*clears throat*

whenever i'm alone
or if i'm feeling gray
there's one place i can go
to brighten up my day
it makes me wanna sing
that's how this show should end
but wouldn't it be good if i
could sing it with a friend?

*sigh* okay fine whatever i'll join in too

i might go outside
to feel more alive
without twitter
where would i be?
*shrug*

i guess i'd be fit
i'd stop posting sh-

rubbish!

but tumblr's a part of me

there's so many websites and so little time
plus one or two you should avoid

just don't stop watching youtube
or we'll be unemployed!

the internet is here
the internet is great
when you've got lots of followers
who needs a real mate?
it might be antisocial
but these days that is fine

'cause life is so much better when you spend it all online!

a place where you can be yourself
no matter if you're geeky

find friends who share your hobbies!
even if they're freaky

where any question in your head is answered in an instant

who cares if you procrastinate your one shot at existence?

the internet is here
the internet is great
when you've got lots of followers
who needs a real mate?
without the internet
we never would have met

we'd never be here on this stage doing things we might regret!

dance break!

*yay dancing*

who cares if you're a loser
and everybody knows it?

or if you spend your life drawing whiskers on your noses?

or if your chances of getting tanned are slim?

or if you live vicariously through the life of a sim?

sheltay zomo!

the internet is here
the internet is great
when you've got lots of followers
who needs a real mate?
it might be antisocial
but these days that is fine
'cause life is so much better
life is so much better
life is so much better
when you spend
it
all
online!!!!

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