QUOTES & JOKES COLLECTION

PART 20

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In every girl's life,

There is a boy

She'll never forget.

In every boy's life,

There is a girl

He can never get.

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God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

Then he made the earth round....

Hahaha...

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hindi Lahat nakukuha sa LIGAW ..

ung iba nakukuha sa AGAW !

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KAninO

kA bA

dApAt

hUmAnGa?

sA

tAonG

iniWaN

aNg ibA!

pRa..

mAhALin kA,,,

o.....

sA

tAonG

hAndAnG

iwAn kA!

dahiL mY

mAhaL kAnG ibA?!!

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To live a creative life,

We must lose our fear of being wrong

         ---joseph chilton pearce

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Being happy doesn't Mean that everything is perfect it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.

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Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want,but the realization of how much you already have.

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roses are red

violets are blue

he's for me,

not for you,

if by chance,

you take my place,

i'll take my fist

and smash your face

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Boyfriend: cAn i kiss your hanD?

Girlfriend: why? :-O

is there anything something wrong with my LIPS??

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one of the simplest ways to stay happy is.

.

.

.

.

letting go of the things that makes you sad.

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(nag uusap na mag amo)

Boy: hayup ka tau-tauhan ako sainyo pro nde mo timataasan ang sahod q.kung aq mamatay cno magpapakain xa pamilya q?ikaw?