QUOTES & JOKES COLLECTION

PART 12

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behind your smile,

i know there are sorrow

behind your laughter,

i know there are tears

and i want you to know that behind you is your.

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puwet.

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chinese saying:

if you want to be happy,

practice feng sui

if you want to be rich,

play pusoy

if you want to be healthy,

eat chopseuy

if you want to be happy,

text me! hoy!

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confucius say,

"love one another".

if it doen't work just interchange the last two words

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differences between rich and poor....:

rich PETITE

poor BANSOT;

rich SCOLIOSIS

poor KUBA;

rich SLOW-LEARNER

poor BOBO;

rich ALLERGY

poor KURIKONG!

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Hi! sorry to disturb you.  Tulog ka na ba?

sorry kung nagising kita

sige tulog ka na uli.

pero bago ka matulog may itatanong lang ako.

BAKIT GISING KA PA?

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I ask God for water,

He gave me a river.

I ask for a light.

He gave me the sun.

I ask for a friend.

He gave you.

I ask why

ang he said

"akala ko nag hahanap ka ng mauutangan"

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I have a simple poem for you...

forgetting you is hard to do, forgetting me is up to you !

forget me not,

forget me never

forget this text

but no the CUTE SENDER!

take care always!

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love with everything,

always smile a lot.

Remember this lesson,

that I taught.

wipe the tears,

enjoy the years.