QUOTES & JOKES COLLECTION

PART 19

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Kpag "ikaw" ay nwala skin.,

tatawa ak0 ng

b0nggang-b0ngga.,

as in ung

SUPER

DUPER

ULTRA

MEGA

MAJOR

MAJOR

na tawa.,

ganit0 oh.,

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

pr0 lam m0 qng nsan ak0?

nsa mental nbbliw sa

pgkawala m0.

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"Hndi porket mahal ka ng isang tao PAHIHIRAPAN mo sya.

Hndi mo alm NAKAKASAKIT ka n.

Hndi lng IKAW ang tao sa BUHAY nya ,  pro gnagawa nya ang lht pra ipakita sau n ikw ang

"PINAKA MAHALAGA"

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Math Teacher: Find da value of X.

Juan: Ay sus mam dapat hndi na hnahanap ang value ng X,

X na nga e dapat an tnuturo mo smen kung pno mag move on! hndi kung anu ano pnpaalala mo smen saka Past is Past, NO NEED TO DiSCUSS!

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"love takes effort & acceptance.

it won't always be a happy ride..

you'll cry when you're hurt..

you'll be sad when ignored..

but hold on and always remember,

love hurts when,

iT'S REAL.

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"ms mgndang

pksmhn

ang mga taong my SALTiK!

kesa pksmhn

ang mga ta0ng

PLASTIK!

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The instructor is always silent when a test is given..

So when God is silent in your life,

You are being tested..

He will give you the right answers to your questions later..

If you passed, there's a reward..

If you failed, there's a learning..

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Dear Math,

   I am sick and tired of finding your "x" just accept the fact that she is gone ..

   MOVE ON DUDE

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Pano Mo Sa2bhin Sa MAHAL Mo Na Nagse2los Kna?

Hirap Dba?

Yakapin Mo Nalang Sya Ng Mahigpit, At Ibulong Mo

Sa Knya.

"iSA PANG