QUOTES & JOKES COLLECTION

PART 2

Remember

Itx EASY to get a

NEW BOYFRIEND,

But its hard 2 get a

new BESTFRIEND..

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'ang daming bagay na gusto kong sabihin sayo, pero hindi ko mahanap ang tamang saLita para maintndihan mong nasasaktan ako.! :'<

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Madaming wala SAYO na kaya ko hanapin sa IBANG TAO.

pero, Madaming wala sa KANILA na nkita ko lang SAYO.

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Alam Nyo

Simple lNg nMan

Ang PANGARAP Ko ..

Ang Humigop

Ng Kape ..

Sa Burol Ng

Karibal Ko. :)

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"sa panahon kse ntin ngaun, ang crush love na. Kaya khit crush mo lng nabobroken hearted ka"

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Hndi ko na kailangan ipagsigawan pa na MAHAL KITA ..

UNLi naman ako kaya iG-GM ko na lang :D

MAHAL NA MAHAL KO C " IKAW "

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BOYS SAID:

beIng MALANDI d0esNt mKe u MAGANDa,

it mKes u DESPERADA.

GIRLS SAId:

Being PLAYBOY d0esnt mKe u gWapo

it mkes u gago,tarAntAdo,sira ulo,tang inA m0h,hay0p ka! PESTE KANG BABAERO!!

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Never look for a good face,it will turn old one day. Never look for a good skin,it will wrinkle one day. Never look for a nice hair,it will turn white one day. But look for a loyal heart that will love you everyday..

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hInDi aCo

mayaman

para

biLhn ang

'KAHAP0N..!

per0

hAndA COng

utAngiN ang

BUKAS...

mkasama

cA lng

MAGHAP0N!

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If people really care for you, they would definitely make an effort to avoid the possibility of losing you .

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"hayaan mu lng aqu ng mahalin ka at mgpakatanga,

titigil din naman cguro aqu kpg d qu na tlga kya.. "

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Don't ask me why I am single

Just give me a valid reason why I need a Boyfriend.

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