random crap one shots

get dunked on

a great way to start off a drabble is to throw off some undertale fic i didn't bother to like, expand the ambiance and the feel. i just wanted to write this when i was really amazed by that game. this was made around november-december 2015, and didn't rlly bother to edit it since it was a drabble lol

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"heya."

i felt my tears trying to get out of my eyes- seeing sans in front of me, i was close to take a step backwards.

"so... i never thought i would see you in my church, kid." he looked away, shrugging.

"sans..." he raised his left hand- a gesture that i should let him speak first.

"ok, so before anything else," he cleared his throat. "i never knew you were the one behind the killings. i mean, heh," he gave me a grin, "ya look innocent and all."

i took a firm grip on my knife as i felt it was slipping away whenever i hear sans's voice echoing through the hall.

i don't like this.

"i was even one of 'em to believe in ya." he closed his eyes, "sucks, 'cause... not only i did believe you..."

he sighed, "i also fell in love with you."

"i remember the feelings we shared together."

"so... tell me," i saw his eyes open- with his left eye showing a shade of blue, "did the anomaly caused ya this," his smug smile made my spine shiver, "sweetheart?" he said, mockingly.

"I-I wasn't...!" I cried, stopping myself. this is not me. i don't want this anymore.

"it's the 7th reset, Sans! Come oooonn, don't tell me you forgot about it?" I fake hit his chest-- no wait, that was just his ribs, but whatever.

"sorry, sweetheart, i don't count resets." he winked at me. we're here in the Ruins, picking me up from the fall. "all that matters is y'here with me after resetting."

*

"G, who's that inside of you?"

"who?"

"nothing." i puffed my cheeks to keep me from not laughing from my own nonsense joke. he rose his non-existent brow before removing the cigar on his teeth, "ha-ha, very fucking funny. i didn't even think that it was a joke." he removes his jacket then walks closer to me to wear it on my body. "babe, you're freezing."

he was so close to me that i felt G's distinctive smell enveloping me. my breathing hitched as i saw him staring deeply at my lips. "oh, uh...fuck." he looks away, "sorry. you just look so beautiful."

*

I laughed at reaper's pun while he-- was looking at me with a bored face. or, well, it was just his expression; which eventually stopped me from laughing. i gave him a confused smile.

"damn, sunshine. you're going to be the death of me."

*

i rubbed my eyes when i felt myself being awakened from sleep. "f-fell?" i shuffled from my position.

someone pats my head, "i'm here, pet."

i sat, looking at him with a smile, "Y-you didn't leave me." I weakly said. he gives me a soft smile before putting some strands of hair away from my face, "i told ya i wouldn't, right?"

*

"human, are you all right?" Blueberry placed his hand on my shoulder, giving it a light squeeze. "where have you been? i was so worried about you. i didn't know what to do... and, and--"

"Shh, I'm here." I faintly smiled at him. while he- gave me a worried look. he removes his hand on my shoulders to hug me.

"i'm scared." sans whispered, which made me flinch a little. "i'm so scared to lose you."

*

"i told ya to use a gun, sweetheart." he flicked his tobacco away from his left hand then raised a shiny gun in his hand.

i sighed, "sans, i told you-" I shrieked in terror when he suddenly trigger the gun and shoots it just beside me. the chair behind me falls off, "wha-"

"astra 400, pistol." he said, blowing the tip of the gun. "pretty good, i must say." he threw the gun at me and i caught it just before it falls to the ground. "enough for killing a guy that's gonna try and touch my woman." he smirks.

*

"remember, now?" I found myself crying while holding the silver knife that's covered in dust. "I..."

I opened my mouth to say a word-- but to no avail. I couldn't say anything.

I killed everyone and I let someone console me.

Just because they can.

I didn't fight back for the sake of the friends i gained in different universes- and every other sans i made connection with.

"you never thought you would be seeing me, huh?" Sans heaved a sigh. "you, uh..."

"you made the other mes happy while you made me hate you for killing everyone." he winks at me, "that made me kind of jealous, y'know?"

Slowly, the gaster blasters were getting visible-- while I-- was fading, slowly.

I was getting ready as well.

"welp." he shrugs, "let's just get to the point."

he landed a few attacks that didn't affect me at all, it was like he wasn't... doing it properly.

"I don't want to do this!" I cried out, running towards him to stab him but I missed.

While tears were running down my face, he gave me an expression.

the expression of someone who doesn't want to do it.

he quickly gave me a throw to the ground that made my whole body numb.

"we both know we weren't expecting that we would end up like this."

the expression of pain...

"I'm sorry." I mumbled while i was dodging his attacks. a few moves to the left- to the right. My grip on this world is slowly fading.

slowly.

"please... give up already." he dropped his hand which made the attacks stop. "let's make this stop."

I grabbed the opportunity while he wasn't throwing any strikes upon me. i dropped the knife and ran towards him for a hug. "I'm sorry, Sans... I'm sorry... I'm so sorry." I whispered- again and again, like it will turn back everything I've done.

...and the hint of retribution.

"i'm sorry, too, sunshine." he said those last few words that i could clearly hear, before I felt that I was being stabbed multiple times.

I coughed blood off guard, smiling under his jacket. "I love you." I murmured- shutting my eyes slowly, hearing his faint voice and my own crimson blood dripping to the floor.

"g-get..." he hugs me back, "d-dunked on."

I faded.