35.) Band Atten-Hut

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Oh band atten-hut, my dear,
I have heard you every day.
And when I hear you shout your words,
You rule my life as I froze in place.

But atten-hut, my dear...
I need to be alone.
Perhaps I'd fancy some time without you.
At least give me a water break, my dear.

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