Dax: goodbye you little shits.
It was originally Tarik but Tarik wouldn't say this.
~~~
Eli: *starts speaking*
Lei: Sorry Eli, but I can't hear you. Maybe it's because you're so short and your voice doesn't reach my ears.
Eli: *Rache holding him back* I'M GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU ONE DAY
~~~
Rache: okay Eli, say darn it.
Eli: ...
Rache: okay how about oh n-
Eli: FUCK.
~~~
Devin: I just ate some of Elda's food.
Devin: sometimes I think I'm an idiot.
Karmo: Oh I do that all the time.
Devin: eat your spirit animals fo-
Karmo: think you're an idiot.
~~~
Eli: mom, mom, I'm going down the street to catch a squirtle, is that okay?
Rache: first off all I'm not your mom. Second of all, what is a squirtle?
Eli: I'm going to catch a squirtle.
Rache: I don't know what you're sayi-
Eli: I'M GOING TO CATCH A SQUIRTLE.
~~~
Eli: *to Lei* hi Dad.
Lei: what.
Eli: you're the dad friend.
Lei: but Sean's older than me.
Sean: hi dad.
~~~
Devin: Karmo, you can play the role of my father.
Karmo: But I don't want to be your father.
Devin: Perfect, you already know your lines.
~~~
Meilin: Johnny has 19 containers of water and gives 10 to-
Conor: Wait, why does Johnny have so much water?
Rollan: Mind your own damn business Conor.
~~~
Lei: alright everyone back to training.
Ave: But, Lei, I'm tired.
Lei: of course, Ave. Rest for a bit and come back later.
Everyone else: BOI
~~~
Abeke: why is it that I'm a female yet have bigger balls than you two.
Rollan: that's rude.
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Rollan: you're going to get cold Meilin.
Meilin: the fire of my rage will keep me warm.
~~~
Lei: who let the gremlin in.
Eli: I'm not a gremlin.
Lei: whatever just no one feed that thing after midnight.
~~~
Eli: FUCKING HELL
Lei: language Eli.
Eli: fine. Fucking heck.
Lei: I give up.
~~~
Abeke: Shane, do you think I'm royalty?
Shane: you know I do.
Abeke: then stop bossing me around!
Drina: *puts a tally mark beside Abeke's name*
~~~
Rollan: wait, you like me for my personality?
Meilin: I know I was surprised too.
~~~
Conor: *throws lamp at Devin*
Conor: you need to lighten the fuck up.
~~~
Olvan: there is another evil rising again.
Conor: I did not get possessed to go through this shit again.
~~~
Gerathon: the snack that smiles back.
Gerathon: CHILDREN.
Tellun: what is wrong with you.
~~~
Olvan: are you selling girl scout cookies?
Conqueror: ?¿ No??
Olvan: then leave my presence.
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One-shits: Spirit Animals (Memes, Theories And More)
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