book of f-ckery

introDUCKtion

eat that pun

anyway

LIKE I SAID CLEAN SLATE

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hello

im lukaas

i havent come up with a last name yet (@cameron and lilly pls help)

im an aries

theres also a scorpio and a gemini in there somewhere

dead inside

i suffer from several mental disorders

somewhere between being an introvert and an extrovert

i like bioshock

bioshock is good

may or may not have a slight vodka problem

i cuss

a lot

puns puns puns

i really like writing but i always have writers block

i draw

but im not good at it

i play the trombone

and im good at it

i hate math more than i hate myself

i also hate my english teacher

ALWAYS A SLUT FOR WORLD HISTORY

hetalia destroyed me

so did tokyo ghoul

sigh

really really really love dance gavin dance

the god of sadness

im in love with my best friend

oops

can be blunt

dont know what my gender is

also dont know what my sexuality is

pronouns are they/them (unless youre cameron lilly or belle then its they/he)

in a gang called the musketeers

we dont actually do anything

we just have numbers

and we insult each other

but theres 7 of us

so technically thats a gang

ask my schools theatre teacher shell agree

an g e. r.      y

been through 14,000 years of bullshit

it sucked

and it keeps getting worse

*sighs*

gram crackers dipped in water

anybody else

no

ok

i hope you all know what youve gotten yourselves into

its gonna be a bumpy ride

–lukaas