Dick/Alexa

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Dick: Hey could you stop by and drive me and my friends somewere? I'll get you pregnant

Dick: Woops, meant *pregnant

Dick: PREGNANT!

Dick: OH MY GOD I MEAN *OREGON

Alexa: What the fuck is happening!?

Dick: P R I N G L E S!!!! I'LL GET YOU PRINGLES!!!!!!

Alexa: Holy shit Richard XD no wonder why Daria was telling me I was going to get pregnant tonight. Omg, yeah sure. Keep your "Pringles" though please XD. Be home in 5

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