Ollie: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Alexa: To get to the other side?
Ollie: Ah, if only. No the answer is: He didn't, the prick just sat infront of my car and I'm late for work
Alexa: Oh well I got solution to that problem. Here it's step by step: Turkey+Prick= Shotgun
Ollie: I see a flaw though, I don't have a shotgun on me
Alexa: Thats not my problem
