Kumajiro and Mr. Puffin: *locked in the same cage in Italy's car*
Mr. Puffin: We need to get out of here!
Kumajiro: But how?! I don't have fingers to open the lock
Mr. Puffin: *looks down at wings* No...but if we push the cage hard enough-
Kumajiro: The car door is closed
Mr. Puffin: He did a horrible job closing the goddamn door
Kumajiro: It's much better to-
Mr. Puffin: STOP!! WE JUST PUSH AND WE'RE FREE!
Kumajiro: WE'LL DIE!
Mr. Puffin: I have fallen off mountains boi
Kumajiro: .... Oh-
Mr. Puffin: BESIDES, I'D RATHER DIE THAN STAY IN THIS SHIT CAGE
Kumajiro: H-Hm... Well
Mr. Puffin: 1,2,3 GO- *pushes cage*
Kumajiro: W-WAIT WE NEED TO PUSH TOGETHER
Mr. Puffin: Fine- 1,2,3- *slams his body against the cage*
Kumajiro: *same*
Cage: *rolls out the door and onto the road*
Kumajiro: *dizzy* Oh, heeeey we maaaade it
Mr. Puffin: Now all we gotta do is get out of the-
Car: *sPEEDING RIGHT TOWARDS THEM*
Both:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
>>To be Continued>>
