Austria: Ok.... Listen, you incompetent fools. We need to play together as a band for this year's big concert to prove to my worst enemy from high school that I'm- I mean we're great. Please practice! Any questions?
America: *raises hand*
Austria: Yes?
America: *SLAMS HANDS ON KEYBOARD* GUESS THE SONG
Austria: .......... I have no idea
America: It's Friday!
Austria: ....... Welp, I'm gonna go rot in the corner
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Practice
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Austria: You guys practice?
Band: YES!
Austria: Show me what you got... 1, 2, 3
Building: *EXPLODES*
Austria: *has Germany's drum stick stuck on his forehead*
Austria: ......... Please don't show up tomorrow...
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The next day, aka, day of the concert
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Prussia: Kesesese did you bring your poor excuse of a band?!
Austria: U-Uh.... They... evaporated and... died
Band: *shows up*
Prussia: ...... Wtf
Austria: FOR FUCKS SAKE I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME
Prussia: Anyways, you loosers gotta go perform now
Austria: :(
Prussia: Also! While you were busy training these fuck faces I stole your girlfriend
Hungary: yES BIOOOOTCH
Austria: Hungary! YOU'LL SEE! WE'LL BE GREAT......... I hope
Band: *walk up to stage*
Austria: *deep breath*
Austria: Ok....1....2.....3..... 4.....
England: *light guitar strumming*
Germany: *softly plays drums in the background*
Finland, Liechtenstein and Canada: *background singing "ohhhhhh ohhh ohhh"*
Music: *calm calm cal- oooooSHIT*
Italy: I'M WAKING UP TO ASH AND DUST, I WIPE MY BROW AND I SWEAT MY RUST, I'M BREATHING IN...THE CHEMICALS
Everyone: *INHALE* ....... *EXHALE*
Italy: I'M BREAKING IN AND SHAPING UP, THEN CHECKING OUT ON THE PRISON BUS- THIS IS IT, THE APOCALYPSE.... WOAH- I'M WAKING UP
England: *ELECTRIC GUITAR INTENSIFIES*
Germany: *DRUM PLAYING INTENSIFIES*
Romano: *AGGRESSIVELY PLAYS TAMBOURINE*
America: *PLAYS KEYBOARD LIKE A PRO*
Switzerland: *PLAYS BASE LIKE A FUCKING EXPERT*
Austria: O_O
Prussia: *shits himself*
Italy: I FEEL IT IN MY BONES, ENOUGH TO MAKE MY SYSTEM GROW
Canada: welcome to the new age, tO THE NEW AGE, WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE.... TO THE NEW AGE
Prussia: *passes out and is taken to the hospital*
Everyone: WOAHOHOHOH, WOAHOHOHOH I'M- RADIOACTIVE, RADIOACTIVE
Austria: *STARTS JAMMING OUT AND JUMPS INTO THE CROWD*
Crowd: *doesn't catch him and he dies*
Everyone: ............... WOAHOHOHOH, WOAHOHOHOH I'M RADIOACTIVE, RADIOACTIVE
