SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU UNCULTURED MOTHERFUCKERS BECAUSE TODAY WE'RE GOING ON A JOURNEY TO UNCOVER THE TRUTH ABOUT A LITTLE FUCKING CHINESE CARTOON CALLED HELLTALIA
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Hetalia
Hetalia is an anime that centers around World War 2
In World War 2 there were 2 groups: axis and allies
2+2=4
4
Pasta is a delicious food
You know what else is delicious? Doitsu
Doitsu + Pasta = Love and Life
Both love and life have 4 letters
Coincidence? I THINK NOT
4+4=8
8-2=6
There are 6 allies, including Canada
But Canada is always forgotten
Canada
Can of da what?
Can of the Chile
Chile
Chile is a country in South America but it ISN'T A CANON CHARACTER
Canon
Pirates used cannons back in the old days
England and Spain were pirates
England has two big eyebrows and Spain had one big butt
2+1=3
BUT HOLD YOUR HORSES YOU IMPATIENT TITS
You know what's better than big eyebrows and a big butt? That's right. Big boobs
Ukraine has them and she also has two siblings
Belarus and Russia
Belarus has 7 letters
Russia has 6 letters
Ukraine has 7 letters
(7 + 7 + 6) × 3 = 60
60 is 10 numbers off from 50
America has (or had) 50 states
America has glasses and is a hero
You know who else has glasses and is a hero? That's right
Spiderman
Spiderman was bitten by a spider and I hate spiders
But I also hate the color pink
Poland likes pink
Poland is fab as fuck but so is everyone
They're too fab for me
Everyone in the world live in 5 different continents
5-2=3
A triangle has 3 sides
Triangles are illuminati
THERFORE HETALIA IS A TRIANGLE NOT A CIRCLE
BUT THAT WOULD MEAN THEY'RE ALSO ILLUMINATI
SO HETALIA IS ARUMINATI CONFIRMED
LADIES, GENTLEMEN AND POTATOES, YOU MAY NOW ALL SLEEP IN PEACE KNOWING THE TRUTH
