tortilla sophia: girl I haven't talked to you in so long
tortilla sophia: hows life? hows grayson? hows the sex?
me: I miss you tortilla sophia
me: life is great. Grayson is fantastic. I'll get back to you on the sex thing.
tortilla sophia: tortilla sophia is still a thing wow hahaha
tortilla sophia: y'all haven't done the deed yet??
me: tortilla sophia will forever be a thing
me: its from our childhood so it's a thing till we die
me: and no we haveenttt
me: I mean we've done other stuff but not full on sex
tortilla sophia: ayyeeeeee you Iitttt
me: I know some super sexual question is coming so just ask
tortilla sophia: you know me toooo well hahahahah
me: hahahahhahah I do
me: sooo what do you wanna know
me: I'll try answer to the best of my ability
tortilla sophia: sooo what have y'all done???
me: hahahaha going straight for the juicy stuff aye
tortilla sophia: yeah obviously hahaha
tortilla sophia: but answer the question please
me: literally everything but penis in vajay
tortilla sophia: damn girl you wild
tortilla sophia: is he better than any exes?
tortilla sophia: I think I know the answer but im curious
me: yeh he is a lot better than all exes
me: boy knows how to use his mouth ;)
me: but on another note when you gon get a man
tortilla sophia: I had a feeling his mouth would work magic ngl
tortilla sophia: and I think I do have a man??
me: wait you have a man???
me: why didn't you tell meeeee?!?!?
tortilla sophia: I don't even know if I have a man
me: tell me more tell me more
tortilla sophia: I think he knows gray and ethan
tortilla sophia: but he super cute and super sweet and we're going on a date in a few days
me: oooo yas get it girl!
me: oooo whats his name thooo
tortilla sophia: alex
me: aiono????
tortilla sophia: yah yah
me: yesss he's so sweet
me: he's a catch. keep him forever!
me: ive met him a few times and he is so niceeee
tortilla sophia: I'll try to keep him forever but no promises
tortilla sophia: okay he is currently attempting facetime me so talk laters bby
me: aight have fun, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
me: luh ya tortilla sophia
tortilla sophia: luh ya too nugget.
tortilla sophia: oh yeah before I forget
tortilla sophia: when are you gonna tell your dad about gray?
me: uhhh maybe when I elope?
me: I don't know I don't wanna think about it
tortilla sophia: you should probably tell him soon babe
me: I will at some stage.
tortilla sophia: okay babe okay
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lol i dont even know what this is hahahah i hate this chapter omg
but enjoy i guess, im updating now because i wont be able to this saturday. love you all :) x
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