annoying stranger: wait I just realised you never asked for my name
annoying stranger: do you wanna know?
annoying stranger: or nah?
me: oh yeah maybe i should ask you some stuff
me: is dat okay annoying stranger?
annoying stranger: yeh go for it
annoying stranger: wait is my contact nam-
annoying stranger: selena wa-
me: lol yeah
me: selena wannabe? boy you testin me
me: okay first question, is you a girl or boy
annoying stranger: i am a male
me: okay cool i can work with that
annoying stranger: work with wha-
me: nothing nothing
me: k whats your name
annoying stranger: grayson is my name
me: oooOOOoo greysin
me: dats really cute
greysin: yeah almost as cute as my face
greysin: no no not greysin. Its grayson.
me: yeh I know what it is
me: i aint dumb. i just prefer greysin
me: it's a better looking contact name ngl
greysin: *tries to think of a genius contact name*
me: what abouutttttt
me: incredible zara
me: I think that's the right one
greysin: k got it thankyou
me: i can sense it. you didn't use that.
greysin: hehehehe you know me too well
greysin: k uhhh so how old are you
greysin: you don't gotta answer btw just curious
me: all that matters is that i am of age
me: ya girl is legal is all ya need to know
me: is you legal? lord knows im hopin you are
greysin: i am also legal ayooooo
greysin: since that's been cleared uhh
me: what do you want boy
greysin: n00ds?
me: diD YOU JUST
me: THIS BOY BETTER NOT HAVE JUST ASKED FOR NUDES
me: boY YOU TRIPPIN
me: YOU FALLEN AND YOU CANT GET UP
greysin: k 2 things
greysin: imma take that as a strong no
greysin: is the whole you fallen thing from fresh prince?
greysin: bc im pretty sure I've seen it on there before
me: yes it is defs a strong no ya horny ass child
me: and yes it is from fresh prince
greysin: k i gotta go be a horny ass *man*
greysin: i'll talk to you laters zara
me: have fun jacking off horny ass child
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a/n - third chapter doneee!
i'm kinda realising now that its going a bit slow but i want to be as realistic as possible but hopefully you're all still enjoying it!
i might post chapter four earlier than normal but i'll see how i'm feeling.
hope you're all having an amazing day/night. love you all!
- fadz 🌹
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Fanfictionthey didn't think a simple lyric prank would lead to this, yet here they are.
