Tam: When will this end?
Linh: Never.
"The next thing they knew they were all in a garbage bag."
Keefe: Wait, what happened?
Sophie: Our story alter-egos were being kidnapped by the Neverseen.
Keefe: Right.
Fitz: Must've been a pretty big garbage bag.
"Sophie kicked one of their butts,"
Keefe: Was that a metaphor or did she actually kick someone's butt?
Sophie: Better question, why do you care?
Keefe: *shrugs*
"And the Neverseen person slipped and fell in the pool. He had accidentally tripped all of the other Neverseen members in the pool."
Sophie: Wow, I wish they were this easily defeated in real life.
Fitz: Same.
Biana: *coughs* *quietly* Looks like we're playing the 'agree with Sophie' game again.
"All the kids came out of their bags."
Dex: We're not kids!
Grady: Yes, you are.
Dex: Yeah, we are...
Sophie: Hi dad!
Keefe: *hides behind Biana*
"Luckily none of the Neverseen members knew how to swim, so they drowned to death."
Linh: Drowned to death? *giggles*
Everyone else: *laughs too*
Sophie: *dryly* I wonder who wrote this part?
"All the couples kissed because all the Neverseen were dead."
Biana: Wow, 'Story Us' is really...
Dex: Weird?
Tam: Homicidal?
Fitz: Sociopathic?
Biana: Yeah, all of those.
"And then they went back into the hotel and played truth or dare."
Fitz: Oh no, not truth or dare!
Keefe: I second the no truth or dare motion.
Sophie: Third it.
Tam: Fourth it.
Linh: Fifth it.
Dex: Sixth it.
Everyone: *stares expectantly at Biana*
Biana: I personally like truth or dare.
Fitz: I wonder why... *smirks like Keefe*
Sophie: *coughs awkwardly* Well, at least it's not spin the bottle yet.
Clairebear: YET. *smiles evilly*
Fitz: You were here this whole time?
Clairebear: Pretty much, yeah. *bibbidi bobbidi boos away*
Biana: I'm starting to think that girl's as crazy as her friend.
Tam: Only starting?
Biana: *huffs*
"Sophie dared Keefe to lick a light socket,"
Dex: Well, that's random.
"So he did and his hair got all sticky-uppy."
Keefe: I bet I could pull off that look.
"Then Keefe dared Biana to kiss Linh,"
Sophie: These people aren't very good at dares.
Keefe: Like I would say something lame like that. For your information, I have much better dares.
Biana: Those sound great, but let's save them for another day.
"So then Biana kissed Linh's cheek because they were basically sisters."
Biana: That sounds like us. You are like a sister to me.
Linh: Aww, thanks.
Sophie: *pouts*
Keefe: Why'd they add the 'basically'?
Tam: *glares at Keefe*
"Then Stina appeared and said "Help! My parents are driving me crazy!""
Sophie: But why would she come to us?
Biana: It's not like we're friends with her.
Keefe: Wow B, savage!
Biana: *smiles flirtily* Thanks!
Sophie: Keefe...?
Keefe: Foster...?
Sophie: How do you know internet slang?
Keefe: I have my sources.
Sophie: Are those sources named Dex?
Dex: Maybe...
"Biana got a smirk on her face and dared Stina and Dex to kiss for ten seconds in front of everyone."
Biana, Linh, Sophie, and Keefe: Oooooooh...
Dex: Excuse me while I go throw up.
Clairebear: *appears* I didn't write this part!
Dex: Thanks, I think...
Clairebear: If I had, you would've kissed Stina for a whole minute. *smiles cheerily then disappears*
Dex: Never mind.
A/N: Hi guys, I am sorry that this is a short chapter, but I don't have wifi 24/7 right now, so I may not always update at conventional time. Also, this book is now officially one year old! Yay! (Technically that was three days ago, but still.) Anyway, I am so happy about how far this book has gotten since then and thank you all for making that possible. One last thing, my next update will be SUPER long because there were basically no breaks for two pages straight of the cringy story.
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Fanfiction-DISCONTINUED- Clairebear: Welcome to my react book. We have awkward teenagers, thinly veiled shipping (Oh, who am I kidding? There is no veil.), and zero fourth wall. I hope you enjoy your stay in my keeper react book.
