Aries: KILL IT! *stabs screen repeatedly*
Taurus: .......No. *throws computer/phone out the window*
Gemini: *Conflicting emotions*
Cancer: *stares at screen blankly*
Leo: *scrolls through curiously*
Virgo: WHY DO THEY HAVE GLOWING D****?! THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!
Libra: ....... *starts learning how to tie a noose*
Scorpio: *screams like a banshee* *punches fist right through computer/phone*
Sagittarius: .....WELL THEN..... THAT WAS....SOMETHING....
Capricorn: *starts laughing for no reason*
Aquarius: *jaw drops* *eyes glaze over*
Pisces: *sobs at loosing their hope for humanity*
