[DISCONTINUED] It's More PHAN In The PH >•<

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Summary: Dan gets jealous of Liza Soberano. 😂

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*sa may hotel room*

Dan: Oh my god. Why the fuck it's so hot outside?!

Phil: Well... I guess science Phil forgot to tell you that... *puts on his glasses* *"transforms" into Science Phil* The average temperature in the Philippines is around 28-34 degrees Celsius! *grins*

Dan: WHY THE HELL YOU DIDNT TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK WE'RE GONNA DIE HERE

Phil: Oh I thought you wanted to...die? 😂

Dan: *sighs* god. You should have told me at least? Almost all of my shirts are black!

Phil: You can wear my clothes Dan, they're bright and comfy! *hugs himself*

Dan: Yeah whatever, you're such a great friend aren't you? *rolls his eyes*

Phil: Yassss

Dan: Oh shut up, you just want me to suffer

Phil: *pouts* Why would I want that? I'm not like you! 😜

Dan: *sits down on the bed, beside Phil* *grabs the remote control* Can we like, just watch TV?

Phil: *claps excitedly* oh OH I WANT TO SEE THOSE PHILIPPINE SHOWS!!

Dan: R u kidding me m8

Phil: No?

Dan: Do u actually think we would understand it

Phil: No?

Dan: Do you actually think it's gonna be like animes with subtitles

Phil: *biglang kumunot yung noo* No?! But that doesn't mean we can't watch it! Huhbang mai boohay mai pug-asa!

Dan: Phil? 😳

Phil: *inagaw yung remote kay Dan* Whatever! *turns on the TV* I just learned that saying somewhere...

Dan: *sighs* Yeah, that's cool, if you actually know what that phrase meant. What if it meant "Don't stop until you shrivel up and die"?

Phil: *looks at Dan questioningly* Why would Filipinos say that? 😕

Dan: And why wouldn't they?

Phil: Danny...

Dan: Philly...

Phil:

Dan:

Phil:

Dan: What now

Phil: I want to see that Liza Soberano on TV! She might be in there! 😊

'Uh, ano kamo Phil? Liza? Excuse me? Nandito ako oy'

Dan: Excuse me? W-who is this Liza?!?! 😕😕?

Phil: She's a well known actress here, from what I've heard. She's met and noticed by a lot of people. I think that's really cool! I think I want to meet her—

Dan: *coughs uncomfortably* Uhm, ah hahahaha... woah, never thought you were after that...

Phil: Huh? What do you—wait! No! That's not what I meant! We not here for that

Dan: Yeah sure. You know it's okay if you're into Asian ladies. I mean, I once was had an asian-like girlfrie—

'Ay naku naman Dan!! Jusko ang kulit mo naman bro eh!'

Phil: *naiinis na natatawa* Oh my god Dan! That's not what I meant okay. I was just curious about what filipino fans were talking about!

Dan: *di nakikinig* ...I actually thought we're here so we could spend time together, god im so stupid!

Phil: *deadpans* Are you even listening, Dan?

Dan: *nagsasalita paren* ...Why did I even said yes? We should've just gone to Japan or Singapore or whatever. Gosh, why are we even here? Do you actually want to meet her?...

Phil: *laughs* Aw, is Danny being jealous? 😂

Syempre, pang asar na ni Phil 'to. Sige, may pa Phil Trash-Phil Trash number #1 pa kasi eh...

Dan: Uh wat

Phil: *nudges Dan's arm playfully* You're jealous aren't you?

Dan: *scrunches his nose* UH WAHT?! *jokingly pushes Phil away* NO WAY!

Phil: *teases**still bumping his arm on Dan* Afraid of losing your bestfriend aren't we eh? 😏😏😂

Dan: OK OK FINE JUST—JUST STOP OKAY 😂😂

Phil: *natatawa dahil alam nyang naasar nya si Dan*

Dan: okAY let's not watch TV for gods sake. *turns off the TV*

Phil: Hey! That's mean! You can't just do that! *inagaw ulit yung remote kay Dan* *binuksan yung TV*

Dan: *sighs* *rolls eyes* You know what dude? I'm going outside. Just watch TV all you want, I'm gonna walk around.

Akala ni Phil, outside the room, maglalakad around their suite. Kaya tumango sya in approval.

Phil: Hmm. Just be sure to come back so we can have dinner together! 😄

Dan: Yeah, sure.

Ay ganern? Di nya ko pipigilan o sasamahan?! wow ok Phil. Geh, hanapin mo nalang si Liza Soberano mo.

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Ang lakas ng loob ni Dan na lumabas ng walang tour guide hanep 😂

Vote i guess? And maybe comment what you think? :))

-ann