[DISCONTINUED] It's More PHAN In The PH >•<

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Summary: Dan and Phil goes to the streets of the country, and a child asking them for money.

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*imagine those two tall awkward nerds actually walking down the streets of the Philippines*

~tHe AdVeNtUre bEgiNs~

Phil: Okay, so first things first—

Dan: —you're freakishly tall it's weird you're like a noodle you've got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you j—

Phil: wAIT NONO NO STOP STOP! That's not what I meant!

Dan: k

Phil: Okay so first, since we loved food so much, we're going to try some of their street foods! How's that Danny?

Dan: Oh my god Phil I— *grumbles* Okay fine. What now?

May nakita si Phil sa di malayuan, isang lalaking nagbebenta ng fishball etc. sa kanyang kariton.

Phil: *grabs Dan's hand**points to the cart* Oh look! There's a food cart!

Lalapit na sila san dun ng biglang...

Bata: *hinala yung dulo ng damit ni Dan* Kuya kuya

Dan: *nagulat* oH MY GOD WHOS THAT

Hindi kaagad nakita ni Dan yung bata dahil sa sobrang tangkad nila.

Phil: *napatigil**napalingon kay Dan* Huh? What happe—Oh hi little guy! *pets the boy's head*

Ang cute nung bata, around 5 or 6 years old. Medyo madungis, pero cute.

Dan: Oh, it was kid! I was really scared there for a second ha-ha!

Phil: Hello! *kneels down**smiles at the boy* So what do you need little boy?

Bata: Kuya, palimos po. Pahingi lang po ng pang kain namin.

Binuksan ng bata ang kanyang mga palad na mistulang nanghihingi kay Phil. Dahil tagalog, halatang hindi naintindihan ni Phil ang sinabi ng bata.

Phil: Uh huh? *looks expectingly at Dan* Dan?

Dan: *kneels down beside Phil* *whispers* Are you actually expecting me to understand what he just said?!

Phil: *pouts* But you were researching right? 😞

Dan: *sighs* *looks at the child* *looks at the child's hand* I think he's asking for money, Phillip.

Phil: Oh. Do you think so? Okay. *reaches out to his back pocket*

Dan: *pipigilan si Phil* Phil, I'm not saying it's wrong but, don't you think it is his parent's duty to give him money?

Phil: Well, I don't really mind... Do you?

Dan: *hesitantly* No?

Phil: Good.*grins at Dan* *reaches for his wallet* Oh wait. OH NO.

Dan: What?

Phil: We don't have Philippine money. I totally forgot about that. I think l left it in our hotel.

Dan: *raises his hands in disbelief* Of all the things Phil? Of all the things? How are we supposed to—

Phil: *shrugs* Eh, we'll just give this little lad a pound I guess.

Binigyan ni Phil yung bata ng pera nila.
Halos lumuwa yung mata nung bata sa gulat. Tengene anong currency to?! (lol the kid wouldnt say that since hes only 6)

Phil: Okay, I hope that would do! *stands up* Take care little boy!

Dan: *tumayo din*

Bata: Salamat po! *tumakbo papalayo*

Dan: I wonder if what would he do with that currency though.

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Bata: *pinakita sa kuya nya yung pera*
Kuya: *nagulat* Ay pota ano to?! Dollar ba to? Shet mayaman na ata tayo!1!1!
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Phil: *stands* Okay! Let's go and buy some food! *pulls Dan towards the food cart*

Ang dami nilang nadatnan... Fishball, kikyam, squidballs at kung ano ano pa.

Dan and Phil: *stands there awkwardly*

Phil: *nudges Dan*

Dan: What now?

Phil: Go talk please.

Dan: *sighs* Really Phil? Ugh. Fine. *coughs* Um...can we um...

Tindera: Ah, fishball po ba?

Dan: Huh?

Tindera: You want to buy fishball? It's only 1 peso for two fishball.

Dan: Uh..y—

Phil: Oh, yes please! Can we have 5 each?

Tindera: do you have 5 pesos?

Phil: *frowns*

Dan: Eh, we don't have Philippine money though.

Tindera: Hays, sige na nga. Tutal cute naman kayong mag boypren...

Dan: uh what

Phil: O_o ???

Tindera: I said, It's ok, you can have it!

Phil: Really? Sa-lamat!

Dan: *in his mind* oh come on he can do it but not me??

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You guys could also suggest some funny situations these two tall awkward nerds could encounter if they're here in the Philippines!!

Just comment down and I might add it here in the book!!

PLEASE VOTE? we would really appreciate it!

~Ann