Patrick and Diana I Text Story

26.

FEBRUARY 25TH

Do you believe me now?

Are you stalking me?

Far from it.

This is too weird! When I texted you I made sure to pick a phone number with a different area code!

Yeahhhh.... Well I moved from Oregon three years ago. I’ve just been too lazy to get rid of my phone number.

You know? Who has the time to change their phone number? It's just toooooo much work. Am I right?

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TALKING ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW?

Wow! Calm down, Sweetcheeks.

Don't sweetcheeks me MISTER!

This is a time of dire need! We’ve met! You, the random stranger that I texted about my ex boyfriends ween, knows what my face looks like.

If it makes you feel better, you are even cuter than expected.

Not. Helping.

#sorrynotsorry

So you're saying that I know you?

Yup!

We’ve talked. In person.

Yup! You even laughed at my jokes!

Who are you?

What's your name?

Mr. Richards.

I'm actually your French teacher.

…

Just kidding!

You're not gonna tell me your name are you?

Of course not! Who do you think I am! A Idiot?

Im freaking out man!

Becky Johnson is looking at me funny!

Becky? OH! I miss Becky tell her that I say hi!

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WHEN I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME!?

Good point.

Just tell her that White Lighting misses her.

She’ll know who you are talking about.

Holy shit! HOLY SHIT!

I told you she would know.

Yeah! She said that she misses your peanut butter?

Do I even want to ask?

(: Probably not.

Now are you gonna start asking some questions to figure out who I am?

What school do you go to?

I can't answer that. Because if i do you will know who I am.

I thought that would work.

Im smarter then I look.

What color hair do you have?

Blonde.

Eye color?

Blue.

This isn't working.

I know you can figure it out, Carter.

Wait. Wait. WAIT!

You're the double date!

You're the guy with the cute smile!

(:

Holy shit.