JANUARY 20TH
I have a very important and crucial question for you Patrick.
Hit me.
Figuratively of course.
Unless you're into that kind of stuff…
Which in that case…
Hit me ;)
I just snorted so loud that the girl in front of me turned around and throw a piece of paper at me. So thank you for that.
You're welcome, love.
I'm gonna skip over the ‘love’ thing and go back to the question that I must know.
...I'm waiting……….
One direction or 5SOS?
Again...everything rides on this answer.
No pressure or anything….
5SOS…
Am I right…?
...hello?
Did I get it wrong?
DIANA!
HAHAHA! You really freaked out. Wow.
You must be in love with me or something.
Your answered correctly, Patrick.
You're mean.
I feast on the nervousness of football captains.
What a healthy diet.
Nutritious.
And tasty!
There's that ego again.
You missed it didn't you?
Only a little bit…
YOU ARE READING
Patrick and Diana I Text Story
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